Retirement Plans

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asthmatic camel
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Re: Retirement Plans

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ed wrote: Sun Aug 29, 2021 10:50 am
Witness wrote: Sat Aug 07, 2021 2:22 am
ed wrote: Sat Aug 07, 2021 2:11 am Also ... our seafood is second to none and you can maintain a svelte figure (like mine) if you dine intelligently.
We call that "harvesting"
We Brits call that catfood.
izittrue
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Re: Retirement Plans

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Yesterday was my last day of working!! Ended it with a round of golf. Played in a tournament sponsored by my previous employer. Perfect timing. Monday I’ll wake up and do nothing. Oh yes I can get used to this new phase of my life. I never knew what I wanted to do when I grew up. But now I know. Retired is the job I’ve always been looking for!!
xouper
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Re: Retirement Plans

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Re: Retirement Plans

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izittrue wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 1:00 pm . . . I never knew what I wanted to do when I grew up. But now I know. Retired is the job I’ve always been looking for!!
Reminds me of this candidate being interviewed for a job:

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I've always wanted to give that as an answer to the interviewer, but at the last moment, I always chickened out. Perhaps I should have done that anyway, as a way to weed out the companies with no sense of humor.