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Board Wetware Error

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Readers may have noticed a wetware glitch recently, as The Atheist has lost the plot again.

Please be assured that normal service will be resumed as soon as anyone can give a fuck.
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It's all a matter of perspective AC. There's nothing wrong with TA. I've grown to agree and admire his position on many topics. And he's right about this place: It's been reduced to a sack full of name calling, screaming squalling little right wing trolls. I'll happily include myself as a left wing troll if that helps. :)

Need proof? Open up the 'Politics and Social Issues' thread sometime. :lmao:
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I often agree with him too but. like Trump, he may be right but he is a boor and certainly someone you would not associate with.

As far as right wing trolls. Say it again and I'll hunt you down, kill you and sink you in the local mere (sounds better than "swamp" and we need to watch the optics).
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sparks wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 11:29 am It's all a matter of perspective AC. There's nothing wrong with TA. I've grown to agree and admire his position on many topics. And he's right about this place: It's been reduced to a sack full of name calling, screaming squalling little right wing trolls. I'll happily include myself as a left wing troll if that helps. :)

Need proof? Open up the 'Politics and Social Issues' thread sometime. :lmao:
Oh, I gave up on the 'Politics and Social Issues' thread years ago. To a Brit, all USA politicians are right-wing, namby-pamby Joe Biden and crew included.

As for The Atheist, I agree with ed. He's a smart guy, especially when it comes to finance and economics, (once my field), but, quite frankly, he's not someone I'd choose to go for a pint with. Boor is not an inappropriate characterisation.
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From a name calling, screaming squalling little left wing Cunt?

Nothing to admire or agree with there.

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Do you mean me, Doc? :D
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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:40 am Readers may have noticed a wetware glitch recently, as The Atheist has lost the plot again.
Lost the plot?

I haven't changed at all. This place turning into an echo-chamber for the insane has made me a little more strident here maybe. I have a strong rule about not shitting on people who don't deserve it, or who can't fight back, while those who do deserve to be shit on get both barrels.

And "meatware", surely?
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Nothing like a weeping Cunt.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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The Atheist wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:51 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 7:40 am Readers may have noticed a wetware glitch recently, as The Atheist has lost the plot again.
Lost the plot?

I haven't changed at all. This place turning into an echo-chamber for the insane has made me a little more strident here maybe. I have a strong rule about not shitting on people who don't deserve it, or who can't fight back, while those who do deserve to be shit on get both barrels.
Both barrels, eh? Thanks for confirming you're not here for the hunting.
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If I may be serious for a moment, it pains me to see sharp chaps who not only should but also do know better behaving like schoolboys.
wetware (uncountable)

(slang) The human brain or mind, often specifically as a computing element. Adapted as a biological parallel to hardware and software. Common in the cyberspace genre of science fiction.
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Or, we could both be right: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/meatware#Etymology
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We are. In this particular case, however, I thought "wetware" to be more appropriate. Think about it.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Sep 01, 2021 11:06 pm If I may be serious for a moment, it pains me to see sharp chaps who not only should but also do know better behaving like schoolboys.
Schoolboys? You flatter them.

However, one does lament the childish screaming and tantrums, especially when one more even-tempered and, quite frankly, more intelligent (moi) demonstrates they are wrong or have embarrassed themselves.
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Cunts, by nature, are as sharp as a marble.

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Doctor X wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:49 am Cunts, by nature, are as sharp as a marble.

– J.D.
Why do you hate marbles.
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*Pedantic asshole alert!*
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:04 am Why do you hate marbles?
Fixed that for you. ;)
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:04 am
Doctor X wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:49 am Cunts, by nature, are as sharp as a marble.

– J.D.
Why do you hate marbles.
More to the point, what in the world is there in your sexual history that would account for that??? :o :o :o
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ed wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:05 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:04 am
Doctor X wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:49 am Cunts, by nature, are as sharp as a marble.

– J.D.
Why do you hate marbles.
More to the point, what in the world is there in your sexual history that would account for that??? :o :o :o
That question did cross my mind but, being not only a gentleman but also a Freemason, I refrained from pursuing the issue.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:25 am We are. In this particular case, however, I thought "wetware" to be more appropriate. Think about it.
You're a Pom, I knew where you were.

I thought I'd give you an olive twig. You used it as kindling.

No great loss.
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The Atheist wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:19 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Sep 02, 2021 12:25 am We are. In this particular case, however, I thought "wetware" to be more appropriate. Think about it.
You're a Pom, I knew where you were.

I thought I'd give you an olive twig. You used it as kindling.

No great loss.

That was uncalled for. https://xoup.net/img/thumbs-down-64x64.png
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Fuck off, The Atheist. You came here looking for a fight, got one, and got your arse handed to you on a plate.

Any respect I had for you has disappeared, and don't bother trying to wind me up because the board software allows me to ignore cunts.

Yours sincerely,

Nick.
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ed wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:05 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:04 am
Doctor X wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:49 am Cunts, by nature, are as sharp as a marble.

– J.D.
Why do you hate marbles.
More to the point, what in the world is there in your sexual history that would account for that??? :o :o :o
Ever have a UTI?
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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:28 pm Fuck off, The Atheist. You came here looking for a fight, got one, and got your arse handed to you on a plate.
Next week:

Grass green.
Elephants Big
Some US teams have bigger winning % than All Blacks
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Hotarubi wrote: Sat Sep 04, 2021 6:10 am
asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:28 pm Fuck off, The Atheist. You came here looking for a fight, got one, and got your arse handed to you on a plate.
Next week:

Grass green.
Elephants Big
Some US teams have bigger winning % than All Blacks
Chuckle. :)
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Apparently I'm the only one having noticed Pyrrho's last message:
Pyrrho wrote: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:23 pm […] I've nothing more to say, on this or any other subject.
Good luck forum if even the maintainer has lost interest in the boring right-wing circlejerk the "S"C has become.

:lmao:
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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:14 pm
ed wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 2:05 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:04 am
Doctor X wrote: Fri Sep 03, 2021 7:49 am Cunts, by nature, are as sharp as a marble.

– J.D.
Why do you hate marbles.
More to the point, what in the world is there in your sexual history that would account for that??? :o :o :o
That question did cross my mind but, being not only a gentleman but also a Freemason, I refrained from pursuing the issue.
I am a Floridian.
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And, being a Third Degree Master Mason, I hereby grant you the title of Grand Fornicator Floridian and have made you a new avatar.

I'm nice that way. :)

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Witness wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 1:11 pm Apparently I'm the only one having noticed Pyrrho's last message:
Pyrrho wrote: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:23 pm […] I've nothing more to say, on this or any other subject.
Good luck forum if even the maintainer has lost interest in the boring right-wing circlejerk the "S"C has become.

:lmao:
I noticed it. I was hoping my inferences were wrong.
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They are.

Best not to trust the blatherings of an apparently left-wing, but certainly boring, devotee of drunk racists.

In the rain.

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Witness wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 1:11 pm Apparently I'm the only one having noticed Pyrrho's last message:
Pyrrho wrote: Mon Aug 09, 2021 3:23 pm […] I've nothing more to say, on this or any other subject.
Good luck forum if even the maintainer has lost interest in the boring right-wing circlejerk the "S"C has become.

:lmao:
I certainly didn't see it, so thanks for that.

Case closed, I'd say.
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Or even their Cunts.

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Racists, religionists, thieves, tinkers, tramps, professors, doctors, bankers, dentists, Muslims, Christians, Buddhists...

Cunts, all and every one of them, unless they choose to be otherwise.

I chose to be otherwise and dropped out.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:54 am Racists, religionists, thieves, tinkers, tramps, professors, doctors, bankers, dentists, Muslims, Christians, Buddhists...

Cunts, all and every one of them, unless they choose to be otherwise.

Hey!

Where's lawyers in that list?
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Ben Trovado wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:01 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:54 am Racists, religionists, thieves, tinkers, tramps, professors, doctors, bankers, dentists, Muslims, Christians, Buddhists...

Cunts, all and every one of them, unless they choose to be otherwise.

Hey!

Where's lawyers in that list?
Oh, yes, lawyers, too. And the "landscaper" who paved my neighbour's yard with "stone", (it wasn't, it was cheap, aggregate paving slabs, for which he charged a small fortune. The cunt.)

The world's full of cunts on the make. I choose not to be amongst their company.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 10:54 pm Oh, yes, lawyers, too.
That's more like it.

Frankly, I expected higher billing, but I'll take it.