Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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After MORE than a decade . . . of dominance and nearly two decades of Dynasty!!



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From The Office of the Two Three Time Grand Champion

"The merciful and compassionate!"

And this is how I began last year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year:
There is that scent in the air . . . the scent of Dolphin failure! The scent of Chicago not having a quarterback! The scent of San Diego Los Angeles fans still not over last year!
Has anything really changed? We could add Saints, Indy, Dallas, and Pissburgh [Stop that. – Ed.] fans.

There is a scent in the air. . . .
Ramathorn: What's that smell Rabbit?

https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/file ... oopers.jpg

Rabbit: FEAR!
AND WHAT A SEASON IT IS SHAPING UP TO BECOME! {I want to be a woman!} [Shhh!--Ed.]

The rules, as Carr explained, remain:

T3h Rulz:

Rule the First: "Same idea as last year. Pick a team each week, if that team loses you then own that team and get one point for each regular season win that team gets."

ALL games count: Thursday, Sunday, Day-Night Double-Header to make up for a rain out. . . . I follow the NFL Schedule. So start picking NOW!

Rule the Second: You can pick and change up to the time of kickoff.

Rule the Third: "Mulligan!!"
  • 1. Regular Season: each player has one "Mulligan." Those with one will have an "*" next to their name in the Grid of Despair. That means you get one chance to pick a second game if your first game FAILS. To clarify if your first game is the last game of the week – Monday Night Football – you can carry your Mulligan over to the following week unless it is that last game of the regular season: you cannot carry a Mulligan into the Playoffs . . . "Playoffs?"

    You declare it . . . you used it whatever the outcome of the first game is.

    2. Playoffs? http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 9d8ee1.gif

    3. What if Gonna be Absent? For those who are "away" one may post or PM. The second pick must be before the kick-off of that game. So, yes, you can fail on Sunday and pick a later game, even Monday Night Football.

    You can post "Imma picking Denver to lose but if that FAIL, I am picking the Jags to lose!"

    You have used your "Mulligan."
Bonus Points: :hyper:

Win a Division: 4 points
Wild Card: 2 points
Win in First Round of playoffs : 3 point
Win in Divisional Round: 5 points
Win Conference Championship: 7 points
Win Superbowl: 15 points

Supersorrytomakeyoucrybubblebonus: The team that finishes one place out of a playoff spot pays a 2.5 point bonus.
This will be based on the semi-official NFL standings.

ExtraEvidencesDr.XMeaniebonus: Beating the Patriots pays 1 point.

DoNotJudgeOthersbyYourStandardsCHARLEY_BIGTIMEbonus: Beating Pittsburgh pays 1 point.

Doctor X is a MEANIE Point: Your Humble and Magnificent Messiah [PBUH--Ed.] gets 1 points if you pick the Patriots to lose and they win.

Dipshit Bonus: :woowoo: 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team) – unLESS:

RadrickGamblingBonus: http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 7ad267.gif if eligible for the Dipshit Bonus, you can still choose to pick a loser. If the team loses, you get 10 points. If they win, you get . . . nothing! And you will like it!

In the Rain Bonus: If you have a team that fires a coach before and including Week 9, you get 10 points. If you have a team whose coach is fired before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.], you get 5 points. After Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.] you get 2 points:
  • 1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points.
    2. Rained on before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 5 points
    3. Rained on on or after Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 2 points
shempICan'tWinforLosingBonus: If you pick a team up to and including Week 12 OR prior to the first team to clinch a playoff spot AND your team is losing by 14 or more points in the 4th quarter yet they win? You get 1 point consolation. And you will like it.

Super Bowl is the cut-off.

Playoffs: "Playoffs? Playoffs?!"

If you pick a team to lose IN the playoffs, you get only the season wins and any previous post season wins. No play-off bonuses.

I am ethically and spiritually barred from choosing NE since I would be guaranteeing myself my own "MEANIE point." If the situation arises in the "Playoffs?" where there is no team I can pick, I default to either the Dipshit Bonus or the RadrickGamblingBonus.

SUGGESTIONS will be entertained.

Now:



– J. "Now . . . Fuck Off!" [Shhh!--Ed.] D.

P.S. https://i.imgur.com/uONqlaH.gif
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Woohoo!11!!

I'll take the Clowns for week 1. :D
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No izittrue jinx points?!?!
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I have only so many fingers . . .




. . .



. . . Snicker! Snicker! . . .



. . . in Your Mom!
:Waaaah: Current Week One Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Radrick* Dullass :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence* Squealers http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... /brood.gif
Anaxagoras* Clowns :D
gnome* Clowns :D
Pyrrho* Clowns :D
Enchantress* Clowns :D
Hotarubi the Rudy Whore* Flats :D
izittrue* Squealers :Waaaah:
Grammatron* Clowns :D
DJ* Ain'ts :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

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Pooftah's game.

Lacrosse is the only game for Real Men.

Try standing in a Lacrosse goal and receiving a 1 lb ball at 100 MPH in your bollocks without crying.

I have done this without crying, lost a couple of teeth with barely a whimper, (before gay American full body armour became a requirement: not, of course, that there is anything wrong with being a mardarsed, American, faggot), and lived to tell the tale.

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I am sorry, I cannot see past your dildo.

– J.D.
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The ‘Aints.
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Cleveland Downs
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Squealers to lose to Bills.
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Cleveland Not-Named-After-Bridge-Abutments to lose.
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izittrue wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:52 pm Squealers to lose to Bills.
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izittrue wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:52 pm Squealers to lose to Bills.
Well now I am fucked.

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Top Contenders for 2021 NFL Season

– J.D.
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– J.D.
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Doctor X wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 9:20 pm
izittrue wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:52 pm Squealers to lose to Bills.
Well now I am fucked.

– J.D.
Hopefully the jinx gets broken today. I picked the bills to win in my one and done pool!!
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:10 am

– J.D.
I take great exception to the notion that Pittsburgh imploded last season.

They did not. They were heinously forced to play teams that were better than 2-9 in the last few weeks.
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Evidences: First half against Fumballo this week, Ben Adipose manages 54 yards offence. 5 punts.
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Hey got two, two, field goals! :hyper:

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But now they’re in the lead🤬
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I blame you.

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Thanks izittrue.

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Doctor X wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 7:58 pm Thanks izittrue.

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Fuk. One and done. What’s a hundred bucks. Fuk fuk fuk.
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New Rule: If you make a pick, and izittrue later makes the same pick, you get two three free picks.

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Doctor X wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:13 pm New Rule: If you make a pick, and izittrue later makes the same pick, you get two three free picks.

– J.D.
Me too?
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Personally I think Pittsburgh will win it all and Ben "not guilty m'lud" Rosgljisdjdrybuggerher is the best QB in the known universe since Fuck Rodgers
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izittrue wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:35 pm
Doctor X wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:13 pm New Rule: If you make a pick, and izittrue later makes the same pick, you get two three free picks.
Me too?
https://i.imgur.com/O4VkiRV.png

喪女ちゃん asks the same question.

ヤンキーさん gives the appropriate answer.

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:bricks: Week Two Standings:

0 Radrick Dal (0)
0 Hotarubi NE (0)
0 gnome Cle (0)
0 Anaxagoras Cle (0)
0 Enchantress Cle (0)
0 Pyrrho Cle (0)
0 Grammatron Cle (0)

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As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Check your mail.

Dipshit.
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I wonder why the team formerly known as the Deadskins still hasn't picked a new name yet?

It's kinda weird. Is it so hard to think of something?
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It is a Dan Schneider run team.

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Texans to lose to the Clowns.
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The Las Vegas Croupiers.
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Queefs
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What an awful ending to that one.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 2:45 pm I wonder why the team formerly known as the Deadskins still hasn't picked a new name yet?

It's kinda weird. Is it so hard to think of something?
Probably waiting for a bond issue or sales tax increase to pay for stadium bathroom renovations.