Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

[Doctor X]

His wife is Gisele.

It happens.

– J.D.

[izittrue]

69ers losing today to the lambs. Which can mean only one thing. SFO will be in the super bowl.

[Hotarubi]

Ben was getting all the attention.

Can't have that.


What?

[Doctor X]

:bricks: Conference Round Standings:


195 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (25), Cle (7), MP (4), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (26), Buf (18), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (23)

187.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (25), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (26), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (23), ItR (2), MP (1), Buf (13)

178.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (20), MP (4), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (18), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (23), Az (11)

164.5 izittrue KC (25), TB (20), Den (7), MP (4), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (18), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (23)
160 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (23), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (26), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (3), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7), TB (14)

140.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (21), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (26), Ten (16), NE (12), TB (14)

134.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (21), ItR (7), LVR (10)

120.5 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (8), Buf (18), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4), Pit (9.5), TB (14)

97 gnome Cle (7), KC (25), TB (20), LVR (12), MP (2), GB (13), NO (9)

89 DJ KC (25), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (2), Phi (11)




As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Radrick Advises Hotrubi and Anax "to Retire!"





– J. "Running Out of Drunken Master Clips!" D.

[Pyrrho]

Queefs.

[Doctor X]

:Waaaah: Championship Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	69’rs	:D
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Queefs	:D
Anaxagoras	69’rs	:D
Pyrrho	Queefs	:D
Enchantress	69’rs	:D
Hotarubi	69’rs	:D
izittrue	69’rs	:D
Grammatron	Queefs	:D
DJ	Bungholes	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

At the least Bungholes are making it competitive. . . .

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

:couchpotato:

[DJ]

Are you really sorry for making me cry? Are you?

:Waaaah:


:runaway:

[Doctor X]

At the least Bungholes are making it competitive. . . .

https://i.imgur.com/gINx4Lx.gif

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

Are you really sorry for making me cry? Are you?

Relax.

J&D

[Pyrrho]

In other news, I am shopping for pants.

[Pyrrho]

DPRK News Service
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Noble Tigers of India forced to slaughter brave chiefs of Indian tribes, in bizarre American blood sport arena.

[Doctor X]

Lot of choking going on today.

– J.D.

P.S. And this is my 76076th Post!

P.P.S. Which is significant.

[Doctor X]

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	2	:Waaaah:		13	18
AFC North	Bungholes	4	2	5	7	13	31
AFC South	Tits	4	X	:Waaaah:		12	16
AFC West	Queefs	4	2	5	:Waaaah:	14	25
NFC East	Dullarse	4	:Waaaah:			12	16
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X	:Waaaah:		13	17
NFC South	Brady’s Gay†	4	2	:Waaaah:		14	20
NFC West	L’Ass Rammed	4	2	5	7	16	34
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Faiders	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Flats	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC III	Squeelers	2	:Waaaah:			9.5	11.5
NFC I	Tards	2	:Waaaah:			11	13
NFC II	69’rs	2	2	5	:Waaaah:	12	21
NFC III	Eaglettes	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Dolts	2.5	9	11.5
NFC Loser	Faints	2.5	9	11.5

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

[Doctor X]

:bricks: Current Super Bowl Standings:


215 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (25), Cle (7), MP (4), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (34), Buf (18), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (31), SF (12)

207.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (25), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (34), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (31), ItR (2), MP (1), Buf (13), SF (12)

198.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (20), MP (4), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (18), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (31), Az (11), SF (12)

184.5 izittrue KC (25), TB (20), Den (7), MP (4), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (18), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (31), SF (12)
182 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (31), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (34), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (3), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7), TB (14), KC (14)

160.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (21), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (34), Ten (16), NE (12), TB (14), SF (12)

148.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (21), ItR (7), LVR (10), KC (14)

134.5 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (8), Buf (18), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4), Pit (9.5), TB (14), KC (14)

97 gnome Cle (7), KC (25), TB (20), LVR (12), MP (2), GB (13), NO (9)

89 DJ KC (25), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (2), Phi (11)




As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



Radrick Tells Anax "Hope You Like Jackie Chan Films!"





– J. "He is Drunk . . . Kung Fu . . . it Fits!" D.

[Pyrrho]

Was a good challenge. I got no losers left to pick.

[Doctor X]

You still have:

RadrickGamblingBonus: http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 7ad267.gif if eligible for the Dipshit Bonus, you can still choose to pick a loser. If the team loses, you get 10 points. If they win, you get . . . nothing! And you will like it!

:hyper:

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Oh, well then, if I am deemed eligible for the Dipshit Bonus, I pick the Cincinnati Whateverthefuckthisisitain'tCHILIs to lose.

[Pyrrho]

https://i.imgur.com/gpT2icM.jpg

[Doctor X]

I always said Cleveland would have to pay a lot to go to a Super Bowl.

– J.D.

[Grammatron]

https://imgur.com/vh1WXzc.jpg

[Grammatron]

Lambs to lose.

[Doctor X]

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

Meanwhile, in Collusion Land, Brian Flores is filling a major discrimination case against the NFL and a number of teams.

Includes the Gnat, Jackasses, and the Fish. With the Fish, he accused the owner of trying to bribe him $100,000 for every game he lost his first year since the team wanted to tank.

– J.D,

[Grammatron]

Big if true.

[Grammatron]

But seriously. It's an incredible lawsuit allegedly backed-up up with phone records and screenshot.

The timing is interesting to be sure.

[Doctor X]

Sports Dudes jokes that this was to distract from Brady not mentioning New England in his release.

But . . . yeah.

Same brought up the stupid temper-tantrum Ginger Bitch threw over Brady failing to "bend the knee" over balls that were not actually deflated.

Throwing games?

Oh wait. An owner wanted to do that . . . so it is all good.

– J.D.

[izittrue]

I have to pick the lambs to lose in their own stadium.

[Doctor X]

Here is a Bugger'd by Colonists linkypoo on the lawsuit.

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

So WFT will now be the WC...

[Doctor X]

Had to look at that a bit!

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Word is that the players will have to go commando.

[Doctor X]

As they have been . . .

. . .

. . . briefed.

– J.D.

[Anaxagoras]

Wow, those are some expensive seats for the Super Bowl!

I always wondered whether the "Rooney rule" was really going to make a difference. I'm not surprised that some candidates were being interviewed even when teams had no intention of actually hiring them. They would pretend to go through the motions, and would claim that they were seriously considering hiring them, but in the end the job would go to someone else, and it would be a waste of time for the person being interviewed. Just window dressing.

I wonder if Radrick would be so kind as to publicly announce his pick before the Super Bowl? I know he doesn't have to.
If my math is correct, he's guaranteed to win if he just takes the Dipshit Bonus. But there's still a chance for me if he takes the Radrick Gambler's Bonus :D

[Doctor X]

https://www.teahub.io/photos/full/338-3 ... -anime.jpg

I could consider passing on your request.

– J. "Humbly, Harith! Humbly!" D.

[Doctor X]

He is considering it.

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

He shall pick the Lambs for 10.

– J.D.

[Anaxagoras]

Oh, cool. I’ll pick the Bungholes then. :mrgreen:

[DJ]

I think the Lambs will win, therefore I will pick them to lose.