Sorry to Make You Cry XVII

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 4:24 pm

Getting ready for the game.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 13, 2022 7:45 pm

:Waaaah: Current Super Bowl Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Radrick	Los Anus Rammers http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 7ad267.gif	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Los Anus Rammers	:Waaaah:
Anaxagoras	Bungholes http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 7ad267.gif	:D
Pyrrho	Bungholes http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 7ad267.gif	:D
Enchantress	Bungholes	:D
Hotarubi	Los Anus Rammers	:Waaaah:
izittrue	Los Anus Rammers	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Los Anus Rammers	:Waaaah:
DJ	Los Anus Rammers	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 2:48 am

The second-guessing after this should be epic.

– J.D.

P.S. Oh a make-up call!

P.P.S. Double Make-Up Call :hyper:

P.P.P.S. What a dumb way to end your season. The PAIN of Cinci continues. . . .

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 3:59 am

:bricks: Super Bowl Standings:

233.5 Anaxagoras Cle (7), Chi (6), LVR (12), KC (25), GB (13), Dal (12), LAR (34), Bal (8), NE (12), Pit (11.5), Cin (31), ItR (2), MP (1), Buf (13), SF (12), RGB (10)

221 Radrick Dal (12), Phi (11), Car (5), KC (25), Cle (7), MP (4), GB (13), LVR (12), LAR (34), Buf (18), Bal (8), Az (13), Cin (31), SF (12), RGB (-10)

218 Pyrrho Cle (7), Hou (4), Car (5), Cin (31), Den (7), Az (13), LAR (34), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (3), Was (7), Bal (8), ItR (7), TB (14), KC (14), RGB (10)

198.5 Hotarubi NE (12), TB (20), MP (4), LAC (9), GB (13), NO (9), Dal (12), Ten (16), Den (7), Buf (18), Bal (8), Pit (11.5), ItR (5), Cin (31), Az (11), SF (12)

189.5 Enchantress Cle (7), Pit (11.5), SF (21), GB (13), NO (9), LAR (34), Ten (16), NE (12), TB (14), SF (12), Cin (13)
184.5 izittrue KC (25), TB (20), Den (7), MP (4), Chi (6), NO (9), Pit (11.5), Ten (16), Bal (8), Buf (18), Cle (7), ItR (7), Cin (31), SF (12)

148.5 Grammatron Cle (7), Ind (11.5), Was (7), Sea (7), Chi (6), GB (13), Dal (12), Den (7), Az (13), MP (1), Bal (8), SF (21), ItR (7), LVR (10), KC (14)

134.5 Doctor X Chi (6), Az (13), LVR (12), Ten (16), MP (8), Buf (18), Mia (9), LAC (9), ItR (4), Pit (9.5), TB (14), KC (14)

97 gnome Cle (7), KC (25), TB (20), LVR (12), MP (2), GB (13), NO (9)

89 DJ KC (25), GB (13), NO (9), Buf (18), MP (2), Phi (11)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Anax Thanks Radrick: "Hope You All Like Railgun!"

– J. "My Dominance Over DJ and gnome Continues!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 6:18 am

https://i.imgur.com/VxWjx3X.png

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 6:23 am

Not that it affects the final standings, but I don't think Radrick loses 10 points, but instead gets nothing. So he would end up with 231.

Welp, I guess I lucked into winning this thing. I'll have to think about something suitable (or not) for next season. Railgun? Hmmm . . . :notsure:

Maybe something anime though. 8)

Did we ever do

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... lpromo.jpg

:P

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 6:57 am

No! But I am still going to use:

https://i.imgur.com/A43SRoF.jpg

– J.D.

P.S. https://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos ... 00-281.gif

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 7:49 am

My long-term memory kinda sucks, but if we didn't already do Kill La Kill in the past, I think I'll go with that. Not technically a movie, but an anime series. Hope it'll do.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 14, 2022 7:57 am

It works!

I may have used gifs from it for t3h funn3h, but I do not believe it has ever been "official."

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 39/fbe.png

would be pleased:

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Feb 15, 2022 7:57 am

Ouch.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 9:02 am

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:31 pm

I lost? Fuk. Wait till next year!! Thanks to DocX for another fun season. Go Cubs!! At least my basketball team is doing good for a change. Los Suns!!

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:54 pm

izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:31 pm I lost? Fuk. Wait till next year!! Thanks to DocX for another fun season. Go Cubs!! At least my basketball team is doing good for a change. Los Suns!!

Barring injuries they should win the whole thing this year IMO.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:28 am

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 6:51 pm

Grammatron wrote: ↑Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:54 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:31 pm I lost? Fuk. Wait till next year!! Thanks to DocX for another fun season. Go Cubs!! At least my basketball team is doing good for a change. Los Suns!!
Barring injuries they should win the whole thing this year IMO.

And I thought I was a jinx. Ha.
CP3 out for maybe 6 weeks.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Mar 14, 2022 12:52 am

Meanwhile, it took only 40 days for G-Girl to decide she has had enough "family" with Mr. Pussy-Whipped.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Apr 07, 2022 7:23 pm

15 minutes of the NFL plays that were almost too good to be true

Some fun trick plays and cartoonish luck.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:11 pm

Heh, I remember that first one, obviously. I think I have it saved somewhere. But Collingsworth, "you've got to be kidding me." There is at the end a flash to His Tomness bEFORE H#BTAYEDUSALLPUSSYWHIPPED Brady looking from the sideline like, "the . . . fuck?"

The Cleveland field looks like "Cleveland," but they got it right.

Rams: why you have to pay attention!

Nice to see a legitimate helmet catch. . . .

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Apr 08, 2022 2:42 am

Doug Flutie drop-kick is such a fun play that even Belichick was grinning.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Apr 08, 2022 5:09 am

Apparently Belichick planned that since he knew Flutie could do it, and he figured it would be sort of a nice moment for him.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Apr 12, 2022 9:32 pm

Brady in the news:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/2022/04/08/ ... y-factors/

Interesting. I guess. I dunno.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Apr 13, 2022 7:59 am

Trump notes that the Boston Globe is such fake news it "sold for a dollar."

Which means you are not only wrong, Your Mom is involved.

MOAR seriously, when I first heard of this idea, a few weeks ago, it read like really pathetic conspiracy theories. Brady wanted to play for his "home-town team" SF, which means Jimmy Garafollollololo . . . lo would RETURN TO THE GREATEST SPORTS DYNASTY AND LOSE IN A . . . Super Bowl. . . .

Cutting away the "Stupid," one odd thing I agree with: Brady has been very silent about His Merciful Dark Hoodie. The "Ginger Goebbels" version is that he felt so "unappreciated" – to quote G-Girl . . . aka "Mrs. Buchen" – that he left HMDH, especially after HMDH DID NOT PLAY THE BTTLER DID IT IN SUPERBOLW SOMETHING EALSTLES SUCK ORS YOUR MOM!

But then he won the next year.

Despite the stories about the two, HMDH famously slapped a reporter for asking if Mr. Buchen played harder after his suspension. HMDH emphasized that it was "insulting" to The Youngest Boy of Girl Siblings, One of Whom Married Kevin Yooooooouuuuuuuuuuklis to imply that he did not give his best effort before that.

Many Sports Dudes miss that.

HMDH, "infamous" for cursory hugs after losses – though he sought out Tom McCHEATERLANGHULOFF after the Super Bowl We Do Not Speak OFf – went to the Tampa's Gay locker room to talk with Concussion Water personally.

So, I think, Mr. Pussy-Whi[Get on with it! – Ed.] Brady was irritated with the Utter Doofus that is Bruce Not Worth Looking Up His Name.

I do think he engineered his leaving.

As for being an owner?

I do not doubt it. But I do not put in all of the extra-stupidity.

Brady, having lived under the "Well, Joe NEVER LOST A SUPER BOWWL EVEN TJHOPUG HE KEP T LOSING IN PALYOFFS PLAYOFFS?! PLAYOFFS!! WHAT ABOUT PEYTON THE QUARTERBACK . . . of DESTINY?" crapolla for 20 year, wants to create distance between himself and anyone else.

The defense carried Peyton to his second SB – and failures of the Pats in that and his first SB win, actually. Whatever one thinks of his SB win over THE NEXT GREATEST WITH AN EVEN MOAR OBNOXIOUS DICK HOLDER, Brady was not "along for the ride" that year.

Get eight.

Joe Monwho?

Think anyone else will win eight?

So I would agree that the idea of a good team – which was Miami without a QB – with with him as QB and Sean Peyton, with an ownership stake . . . why not?

Fanboys read that as STICK IT TO BELICHEAT BOB CRAP HATED YOUR CHEESE [Paper products. – Ed.] {Forget it, he's rolling} FOR NOT KEEPING ME, but Sean Peyton and HMDH are very close.

Frankly, while "Tom Terrific" can be a bit of a "dick," I think he only cares about making sure he is the Unquestioned Greatest long after he dies. The MOAR Super Bowls, the harder it will be for anyone to match him.

As he joked in an interview after either his second or third – cannot be arsed to look up the interview – when Terry Bradshaw was asked his career QB rating, he would respond with "four rings."

He is close to doubling Montana.

Four times the Quarter Back . . . of DESTiny.

He beat the Nextus Bestus with a Girl You Would Dump for G-Girl not once, but twice.

Kraft would not give Brady a "stake" in the ownership. He is too smart for that.

Miami?

They may lose their owner.

In the rain.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue May 17, 2022 7:18 pm

izittrue wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 6:51 pm
Grammatron wrote: ↑Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:54 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:31 pm I lost? Fuk. Wait till next year!! Thanks to DocX for another fun season. Go Cubs!! At least my basketball team is doing good for a change. Los Suns!!
Barring injuries they should win the whole thing this year IMO.
And I thought I was a jinx. Ha.
CP3 out for maybe 6 weeks.

I was trying not to respond to this to not jinx it further but alas, Phoenix could not do it. Sorry izittrue.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue May 17, 2022 8:02 pm

Go Cs!

What?

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue May 17, 2022 10:27 pm

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon May 23, 2022 10:10 pm

Grammatron wrote: ↑Tue May 17, 2022 7:18 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Wed Feb 23, 2022 6:51 pm
Grammatron wrote: ↑Thu Feb 17, 2022 11:54 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 17, 2022 2:31 pm I lost? Fuk. Wait till next year!! Thanks to DocX for another fun season. Go Cubs!! At least my basketball team is doing good for a change. Los Suns!!
Barring injuries they should win the whole thing this year IMO.
And I thought I was a jinx. Ha.
CP3 out for maybe 6 weeks.
I was trying not to respond to this to not jinx it further but alas, Phoenix could not do it. Sorry izittrue.

Being a transplanted Chicagoan I know what it means to lose. Wait till next year is a Chicago and Phoenix mantra.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue May 31, 2022 9:31 am

https://i.imgur.com/Mk9g7Fh.gif

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Jun 23, 2022 11:14 pm

Man it seems like there have been an awful lot of deaths among young football players this offseason

https://www.nfl.com/_amp/baltimore-rave ... -at-age-26

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jul 03, 2022 6:45 am

Apparently there is a football season going on.

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:26 am

Yeah. Does anyone care? I heard that they started a new pro league, called the USFL. I assume it has nothing to do with the former defunct USFL other than sharing the same name.

Fwiw:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St ... gue_(2022)

The United States Football League (USFL) is a professional American football minor league[2][3] that began play on April 16, 2022. The inaugural 2022 season was played in its entirety in Birmingham, Alabama,[4] except for the playoffs which will be played in Canton, Ohio, at Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium.[5]

Although the league owns the trademarks of the old USFL, which operated for three seasons during the mid-1980s, the new USFL is not officially associated with that entity.[6] This is the fourth attempt to launch a league using USFL naming, including prior attempts in 1945, 1983 and 2010.[7][8][9]

Sounds less ambitious than the previous attempt.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jul 04, 2022 12:57 am

I suppose you could argue that their real competition is not the NFL, but the NCAA.

This would give young players an alternative route to the NFL where they could actually be paid.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:16 pm

Meanwhile, in Less-than-Believeland:

Baker Mayfield-Sam Darnold Carolina QB Competition to Be a Battle of Busts?

When Baker Mayfield, the No. 1 overall pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, faced off against Sam Darnold, the No. 3 overall pick from the same draft, in 2020, the New York Jets were able to pull off an upset and knocked off the Browns 23-16.

Mayfield, who was traded to the Carolina Panthers yesterday, lost two fumbles in the game while Darnold, who was traded to the Panthers prior to last season, tossed two touchdown passes in the win.

That was then. Now, the first two quarterbacks selected in 2018 will be battling it out for the starting quarterback job and possibly their NFL futures as whoever loses out in Carolina will likely be on their way out of the NFL sooner rather than later.

Inside Hook

The place whose high water marks were giving The Greatest EVAH and Some Goat Boy their second rings.

Well, that and urban renewal from Gen. Tecumseh Sherman. . . .

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:22 pm

Cleveland is now a 1-point favorite over the Panthers! :hyper:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:21 am

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Aug 02, 2022 8:42 pm

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/nfl ... ean-payton

The NFL has suspended Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and fined him $1.5 million for tampering with Tom Brady and Sean Payton following a six-month investigation stemming from Brian Flores’ racial discrimination lawsuit against the league.

The league’s investigation found the Dolphins did not intentionally lose games during the 2019 season but the team had impermissible communication with Brady and his and Payton’s agent, Don Yee. The league announced the findings of the investigation on Tuesday.

The Dolphins will forfeit a first-round selection in the 2023 NFL draft and a third-round selection in the 2024 draft. Ross is suspended through Oct. 17.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:25 pm

Izit next year already?

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Aug 10, 2022 7:13 pm

It could be.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Aug 11, 2022 2:32 pm

Soon, very soon.

🇺🇸🏉💕

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Aug 28, 2022 3:13 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1563719631206027264

I could have told him not to eat at Moe's.

Morrie · Post by **Morrie** » Mon Aug 29, 2022 5:13 am

Shoulda got the danish.