TURP

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izittrue
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TURP

Post by izittrue »

As I get older I’m finding out that I need various old people operations and such. They never told me about this shit when I was younger. Anyways as I approach 64 ( cue the Beatles) I recently had to have a turp procedure. Any of you old fuks on this site ever have that done? If so tell me about your recovery. Only positive stories please.
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izittrue wrote: Mon Sep 06, 2021 6:43 pm . . . They never told me about this shit when I was younger.
Me neither.

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Yeah, I know, that doesn't answer your question, but I got nothing else.
izittrue
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Re: TURP

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My prostate thanks you.
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Post by Boss Paul »

Don't pull on that catheter.

And get to work!
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Re: TURP

Post by Anaxagoras »

TURP?

Transurethral resection of the prostate for those who were not aware.

Haven't had that one yet, but am dealing some other annoying middle-age health issues.
ed
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Re: TURP

Post by ed »

If it were the duodenum would it be TURD?

Just curious.
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Post by DJ »

ed wrote: Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:19 am If it were the duodenum would it be TURD?

Just curious.
If they were resecting the duodenum from the urethra, it would indeed be a shit show. :) :lol:


Good luck Izzy.
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Yes good luck I wish you the best
izittrue
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Thanks for the well wishes you youngsters.
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Duodenum is pretty fucking far from the urethra, Butch.

– J.D.
DJ
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Doctor X wrote: Wed Sep 08, 2021 4:28 am Duodenum is pretty fucking far from the urethra, Butch.

– J.D.

And if you add in in the entryway, therein lies the the joke, Sundance.
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Re: TURP

Post by ed »

This is why I practice what I am wont to call "exploratory" surgery.

May be messy but it is cheap.
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Wrong movie and let us leave Your Mom out of this!

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Re: TURP

Post by robinson »

Hmmm
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Now the question is whether or not izittrue can pick a team will experience moral turpitude.

– J.D.
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Re: TURP

Post by Hotarubi »

I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.

Carry on.
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Re: TURP

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Hotarubi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.

Carry on.
So the opposite of what I’m supposed to do will help?
Hmm. Ok I’ll try it.
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izittrue wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:51 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.

Carry on.
So the opposite of what I’m supposed to do will help?
Depends how you want to check out. With a tube up your ass or good living coming out of it.
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Re: TURP

Post by Ben Trovado »

I had that check that we are told to get in your fifties earlier this year.

MY only advice is what I did when they wheeled me into the room and before the anesthetic took over:

"I guess you are all wondering why I asked you here today. One of the people here is a murderer. Oh, damn - I really should have thought through getting anesthetic . . . ."