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izittrue
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by izittrue » Mon Sep 06, 2021 6:43 pm
As I get older I’m finding out that I need various old people operations and such. They never told me about this shit when I was younger. Anyways as I approach 64 ( cue the Beatles) I recently had to have a turp procedure. Any of you old fuks on this site ever have that done? If so tell me about your recovery. Only positive stories please.
xouper
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by xouper » Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:23 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑ Mon Sep 06, 2021 6:43 pm
. . . They never told me about this shit when I was younger.
Me neither.
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Yeah, I know, that doesn't answer your question, but I got nothing else.
izittrue
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by izittrue » Tue Sep 07, 2021 12:15 am
My prostate thanks you.
Boss Paul
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by Boss Paul » Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:02 am
Don't pull on that catheter.
And get to work!
Anaxagoras
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by Anaxagoras » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:27 am
TURP?
Transurethral resection of the prostate for those who were not aware.
Haven't had that one yet, but am dealing some other annoying middle-age health issues.
ed
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by ed » Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:19 am
If it were the duodenum would it be TURD?
Just curious.
DJ
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by DJ » Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:01 pm
ed wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:19 am
If it were the duodenum would it be TURD?
Just curious.
If they were resecting the duodenum from the urethra, it would indeed be a shit show. :) :lol:
Good luck Izzy.
robinson
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by robinson » Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:06 pm
Yes good luck I wish you the best
izittrue
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by izittrue » Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:10 pm
Thanks for the well wishes you youngsters.
Doctor X
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by Doctor X » Wed Sep 08, 2021 4:28 am
Duodenum is pretty fucking far from the urethra, Butch.
– J.D.
DJ
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by DJ » Wed Sep 08, 2021 3:19 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑ Wed Sep 08, 2021 4:28 am
Duodenum is pretty fucking far from the urethra, Butch.
– J.D.
And if you add in in the entryway, therein lies the the joke, Sundance.
ed
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by ed » Wed Sep 08, 2021 3:22 pm
This is why I practice what I am wont to call "exploratory" surgery.
May be messy but it is cheap.
Doctor X
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by Doctor X » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:55 am
Wrong movie and let us leave Your Mom out of this!
– J.D.
robinson
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by robinson » Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:14 pm
Hmmm
Doctor X
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by Doctor X » Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:14 am
Now the question is whether or not izittrue can pick a team will experience moral turpitude.
– J.D.
Hotarubi
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by Hotarubi » Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am
I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.
Carry on.
izittrue
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by izittrue » Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:51 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am
I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.
Carry on.
So the opposite of what I’m supposed to do will help?
Hmm. Ok I’ll try it.
Hotarubi
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by Hotarubi » Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:14 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:51 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am
I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.
Carry on.
So the opposite of what I’m supposed to do will help?
Depends how you want to check out. With a tube up your ass or good living coming out of it.
Ben Trovado
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by Ben Trovado » Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:11 pm
I had that check that we are told to get in your fifties earlier this year.
MY only advice is what I did when they wheeled me into the room and before the anesthetic took over:
"I guess you are all wondering why I asked you here today. One of the people here is a murderer. Oh, damn - I really should have thought through getting anesthetic . . . ."