Ever had it before? Well you got it again.
izittrue
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Post by izittrue Mon Sep 06, 2021 6:43 pm
As I get older I’m finding out that I need various old people operations and such. They never told me about this shit when I was younger. Anyways as I approach 64 ( cue the Beatles) I recently had to have a turp procedure. Any of you old fuks on this site ever have that done? If so tell me about your recovery. Only positive stories please.
xouper
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Post by xouper Mon Sep 06, 2021 8:23 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑ Mon Sep 06, 2021 6:43 pm
. . . They never told me about this shit when I was younger.
Me neither.
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Yeah, I know, that doesn't answer your question, but I got nothing else.
izittrue
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Post by izittrue Tue Sep 07, 2021 12:15 am
My prostate thanks you.
Boss Paul
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Post by Boss Paul Tue Sep 07, 2021 3:02 am
Don't pull on that catheter.
Anaxagoras
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Post by Anaxagoras Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:27 am
TURP?
ed
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Post by ed Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:19 am
If it were the duodenum would it be TURD?
DJ
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Post by DJ Tue Sep 07, 2021 1:01 pm
ed wrote: ↑ Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:19 am
If it were the duodenum would it be TURD?
Just curious.
If they were resecting the duodenum from the urethra, it would indeed be a shit show. :) :lol:
Good luck Izzy.
robinson
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Post by robinson Tue Sep 07, 2021 4:06 pm
Yes good luck I wish you the best
izittrue
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Post by izittrue Tue Sep 07, 2021 7:10 pm
Thanks for the well wishes you youngsters.
Doctor X
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Post by Doctor X Wed Sep 08, 2021 4:28 am
Duodenum is pretty fucking far from the urethra, Butch.
DJ
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Post by DJ Wed Sep 08, 2021 3:19 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑ Wed Sep 08, 2021 4:28 am
Duodenum is pretty fucking far from the urethra, Butch.
– J.D.
And if you add in in the entryway, therein lies the the joke, Sundance.
ed
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Post by ed Wed Sep 08, 2021 3:22 pm
This is why I practice what I am wont to call "exploratory" surgery.
Doctor X
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Post by Doctor X Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:55 am
Wrong movie and let us leave Your Mom out of this!
robinson
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Post by robinson Fri Sep 10, 2021 8:14 pm
Hmmm
Doctor X
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Post by Doctor X Sat Sep 11, 2021 7:14 am
Now the question is whether or not izittrue can pick a team will experience moral turpitude.
Hotarubi
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Post by Hotarubi Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am
I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.
izittrue
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Post by izittrue Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:51 pm
Hotarubi wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am
I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.
Carry on.
So the opposite of what I’m supposed to do will help?
Hmm. Ok I’ll try it.
Hotarubi
Posts: 5175Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:12 amTitle: EnchantressLocation: This septic Isle.
Post by Hotarubi Sun Sep 12, 2021 11:14 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 11, 2021 2:51 pm Hotarubi wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 11, 2021 8:33 am
I misread the thread title and going to advise several hot chillies and eight pints of Guinness.
Carry on.
So the opposite of what I’m supposed to do will help?
Depends how you want to check out. With a tube up your ass or good living coming out of it.
Ben Trovado
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Post by Ben Trovado Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:11 pm
I had that check that we are told to get in your fifties earlier this year.