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Being wealthy does that to one.

E'en Brother ed has nothing I need to own.
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Having “fuck you” money is essential to not giving a fuck
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Well, Brother ed owns a swamp and a shit-load of useless, ancient artillery but he's welcome to them. :)
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Having travelled to some of the most destitute areas in the world full of desperate, uneducated people who have nothing eg. Zimbabwe, Botswana, Myanmar, Laos and Illinois - I am thankful that I am comfortable.
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robinson wrote: Sun Dec 12, 2021 3:27 am Having “fuck you” money is essential to not giving a fuck
I don't even have "could I have a peck on the cheek" money.
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Happy New Year
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We'll see.
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Nothing says Happy New Year quite like unblocking the kitchen sink and then twatting yourself in the eye with the cabinet door.

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Or throwing your drunken kid out, Both of them.

Happy etc etc
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My New year eve always ends with a ton of money
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Odd, no mention of side effects in the disclaimer.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2022 11:08 am Nothing says Happy New Year quite like unblocking the kitchen sink and then twatting yourself in the eye with the cabinet door.

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You're lucky. I had to unblock the cabinet and then twatted myself in the eye with the kitchen sink.
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Luxury.

We didn't have a kitchen sink to hit us in the eye.

We had to use the lake!

– J.D.
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Pyrrho wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2022 4:28 pm
It has a generic name


It’s called alcohol
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Oooooh, we used to DREAM of using the lake.
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robinson wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2022 9:00 pm
Pyrrho wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2022 4:28 pm
It has a generic name


It’s called alcohol

Jimmy 3:16

And LO, he led them to the hill and showed them the valley beyond, and where it had once been fertile, now it was barren and withered. Many and rich had been the vines, heavy with their fruit, now only memories. Only dust and husks remained where once many laborers toiled.

"BEHOLD," he said, sweeping his arms wide to encompass all of the dead, grey land, stretching far and away. "Behold the place where I grow my F****s about you and what you say."
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2022 8:15 pm Luxury.

We didn't have a kitchen sink to hit us in the eye.

We had to use the lake!

– J.D.
True story. My mother was a teacher and, one year, an immigrant pupil arrived from some Godforsaken shithole as described previously. Not to put too fine a point on it, the kid stank. In fact, the whole family stank. Clearly, this was something that needed to be handled with some delicacy, so the headteacher called them all in for a discussion. In broken English, the mother explained that she was unable to wash the family's clothes and they were unable to bathe because they did not live near a river. What they thought the kitchen sink, bath, toilet, etc. were for is anyone's guess.
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Since we live like Kings and queens

It’s hard to imagine the absolute shit millions of people deal with, who have almost nothing

It’s no wonder they want to come to America
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My SIL collects all sorts of unwanted goods and sends several barrels a year over to Jamaica, where they are very gratefully received. Stuff I can pick up for a pound in the bargain shop: a spirit-level, say or a screwdriver set are very difficult to come by over there, and used British clothes are luxury goods. A different world.