Have a chuckle

[ed]

http://www.online-literature.com/hh-munro/1803/

[robinson]

“Romance at short notice was her speciality”

[robinson]

https://americanliterature.com/author/h ... pen-window

[ed]

My two favorites of his ...

And this one

Besides, I don't know what it was that the Froplinsons sent us."

"A William the Conqueror calendar," said Janetta, "with a quotation of one of his great thoughts for every day in the year."

"Impossible," said Egbert; "he didn't have three hundred and sixty-five thoughts in the whole of his life, or, if he did, he kept them to himself. He was a man of action, not of introspection."

"Well, it was William Wordsworth, then," said Janetta; "I know William came into it somewhere."

http://www.online-literature.com/hh-munro/1785/