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Skip the first 90 secs. Not really interesting.
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Centuries of Sound (again):

A Christmas between the wars.

https://centuriesofsound.files.wordpres ... e-wars.mp3

00:00 The Savoy Orpheans – Radio Christmas (1926)
03:33 Adolph Miles – Adeste Fideles (1926)
06:50 Chor Sw. Lucji – Pasterka (Wesola Nowine) (Christmas Eve At Church) (1927)
09:56 Richard Tauber – O Sanctissima (O Du Frohliche) (1929)
12:40 Andrej Pelak – Pospešte Sem Pastuškovia (Hasten, Shepherds) (1930)
15:48 Joe Gumin And His Orchestra – Jingle Bells (The One-Horse Open Sleigh) (1931)
19:00 Popeye The Sailor – Seasin’s Greetinks (1933)
19:13 Ozzie Nelson Orchestra – Christmas Night In Harlem (1934)
22:11 Laurel & Hardy – Clip From Babes In Toyland (1934)
22:21 Paul Whiteman Orchestra – Christmas Night In Harlem (1934)
25:43 Shirley Temple – Clip From Bright Eyes (1934)
26:45 Harry Reser And His Orchestra – Jingle Bells (1934)
29:18 Franklin Delano Roosevelt – White House Christmas Tree Lighting Clip (1935)
29:37 Bing Crosby With Victor Young And His Orchestra – Silent Night (1935)
32:35 Victor Novelty Orchestra – Christmas Eve (Fantasie) (1935)
35:38 British Movietone – Merry Christmas (1935)
36:13 The Chapel Quartet – Oh, Little Town Of Bethlehem (1936)
39:19 Hoosier Hot Shots – Jingle Bells (1936)
42:19 Edith Fellows & Jackie Moran – Clip From And So They Were Married (1936)
42:33 The Madrigal Sisters & Lehman Engel – Jingle Bells (1937)
44:15 Mae Questel (The Betty Boop Girl) – I Want You For Christmas (1937)
46:59 Michel Warlop – Christmas Swing (+ Django Reinhardt & Louis Vola) (27-12-1937)
49:46 Andy Hardy & Family – Christmas Greetings (1938)
51:10 Swing And Sway With Sammy Kaye – (Don’t Wait ’til) The Night Before Christmas (La Vispera De Navidad) (1938)
53:53 Reginald Owen – Clip From A Christmas Carol (1938)
54:33 Silly Symphonies – The Night Before Christmas (1933)
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https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-ho ... 6367b86a97

Wires for Christmas lights eaten by squirrels.
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Where are pics of electrocuted squirrels bit of charcoal hanging from a wire.

That's what everyone really wants to see. Nothing says Xmas more than that.
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Pyrrho wrote: Wed Dec 22, 2021 5:30 am https://apnews.com/article/lifestyle-ho ... 6367b86a97

Wires for Christmas lights eaten by squirrels.
The lil' fuckers ate the lead flashing (ca.1950) on me house. "Oh, you can eat them once the bot flies hatch and the sores heal."
Yep, sho nuff gonna do that bro.
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1. A cookie
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Twitter thread is worthy.

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I reckon I could do 900. Easy.
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Pyrrho wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:21 am Twitter thread is worthy.

In early school I always knew it as "Colly birds".

Must admit, I've never heard of "ballet" of swans before.

Bank, lamentation, wedge, yes. Never a ballet.

I wonder if that comes from "Swan Lake...."
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Things to do in Cleveland this holiday weekend:

https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-he ... -dec-23-26
SAT 12/25
12 Assholes of Christmas
It's a tradition that at noon on Christmas day, the punk rock club Now That's Class opens its doors to welcome "those who don’t have anywhere to go or don’t wanna go anywhere" for an event dubbed 12 Assholes of Christmas. From 3 to 9 p.m. today, the bar will offer specials on select Great Lakes beers. The price goes up by increments as the night goes on. It's free.
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Hotarubi wrote: Fri Dec 24, 2021 8:58 am

I reckon I could do 900. Easy.
Just re-read this and noticed whatever journo did this story , they struggled with the Spanish accent. I'm sure you all noticed before me.
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Or maybe not. That's a weird one. Could be either.
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JOINT BASE NORTH POLE — North Pole Garrison commander Santa Claus has denied allegations that the eggnog in elf housing contains toxic levels of contaminates.
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"Well that and the rape allegations."

FLAWless victory.

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And then . . . what?

Does he demand to rape the cat?

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The men would carry the Mari Lwyd to local houses, where they would request entry through the medium of song. The householders would be expected to deny them entry, again through song, and the two sides would continue their responses to one another in this manner.

Ladies and Gentlemen. I give you...Wales.
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Why would he be after an Italian artifact?

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He owed me a favor.
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Hope you got everything you deserve for Christmas.

This goes double for assholes.
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Doctor X wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 4:34 pm "Well that and the rape allegations."

FLAWless victory.

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The worst part of it is that he probably stole it from a QI show 8-10 years back.

And since when does Tyson get to determine Rudolph's gender. Just because he has a Vagina he can't be a male reindeer?

Bigot.
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As J.K. Rowling has learned, men can menstruate, give birth, and be whiny obnoxious pussies.

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