The Finding Bodies Thread

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ed
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The Finding Bodies Thread

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Because, like bus plunging, inquiring minds want to know.
'Urban explorer' finds 89 sets of ashes in abandoned church
https://www.foxnews.com/us/urban-explor ... ned-church

Meh. Cremated, left over. 2/10

New Orleans police find woman's body chopped up in 'Dexter' man's freezer
New Orleans PD found a body and a meth lab at the home of Benjamin Beale
By Michael Ruiz | Fox News

New Orleans police officers who were searching for a missing woman found a chopped up body in a freezer, a reciprocating saw covered in "bits of flesh" and her wallet in a safe on the property, according to court documents.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-orleans- ... dy-freezer

Now we're talking.
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I've noticed an uptick in people stumbling over dead, (murdered), bodies since the Gabby Petito tragedy.

Hug your children.
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solely wrote: Sat Jan 15, 2022 9:33 pm I've noticed an uptick in people stumbling over dead, (murdered), bodies since the Gabby Petito tragedy.

Hug your children.
I have an alibi.
Ben Trovado
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I read that recently they solved the 3 body problem.

I had put in for the prize years ago - "Buy a car with a bigger trunk."
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Going postal over dead body in Ireland:

“'I wasn't trying to rob him... I'm not an eejit!' Irishman who brought his dead uncle into a post office to collect his pension insists he was alive when they set off but then 'went a bit slumpy' “

Note:
“He said people thought he robbed his uncle as he previously robbed his aunt “

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... alive.html
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Giz wrote: Mon Jan 24, 2022 5:25 pm Going postal over dead body in Ireland:

“'I wasn't trying to rob him... I'm not an eejit!' Irishman who brought his dead uncle into a post office to collect his pension insists he was alive when they set off but then 'went a bit slumpy' “

Note:
“He said people thought he robbed his uncle as he previously robbed his aunt “

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... alive.html
Looks like they buried him without any fuss.

https://m.independent.ie/news/he-was-a- ... 73164.html

A post-mortem examination has ruled out any foul play and established that he died within three hours of the bizarre incident at Hosey’s Shop, 200m from his home.

So, in order for the perp's story to hold any water and for "uncle" to have "got slumpy" and died on the way to shop, he would have had to have been moving slower than Moses leading the Israelites to the promised land.

Maybe there's an allegory somewhere here.
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What?
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solely wrote: Sat Jan 15, 2022 9:33 pm I've noticed an uptick in people stumbling over dead, (murdered), bodies since the Gabby Petito tragedy.

Hug your children.
Once the bored masses realized just how many missing persons there actually are, they realized if you go looking you might find one