When did Sparks turn into a crabby old fuck?

[robinson]

Asking for a friend

[Doctor X]

When you became a Cunt.

– J.D.

[The Atheist]

Jeez, that's a very good question.

Maybe ask as well why most of the old hands no longer post here. It couldn't have anything to do with the place being dominated by anti-science, conspiracist fuckwits, could it?

Also asking for a friend.

[Grammatron]

Jeez, that's a very good question.

Maybe ask as well why most of the old hands no longer post here. It couldn't have anything to do with the place being dominated by anti-science, conspiracist fuckwits, could it?

Also asking for a friend.

No, they literally died.

[Hotarubi]

Jeez, that's a very good question.

Maybe ask as well why most of the old hands no longer post here. It couldn't have anything to do with the place being dominated by anti-science, conspiracist fuckwits, could it?

Yes. Please fuck off.

[Ben Trovado]

I can't speak for Sparks, but for me, it was when I turned 45.

Before then, I was a crabby, slightly younger one.

[robinson]

A better question might be, was there a time when he wasn't crabby?

How does that vary by strain?

Look it up dipshit. :)

[Pyrrho]

I was born a crabby old fuck and I have my newborn-baby hospital photo which proves it.

[robinson]

I know the exact date it happened to me


Fortune smiles however, 24 years later when dementia set in, I became a delightful old comedian

[robinson]

Those dates are all suspect of course

A lot of people thought I was brilliant, funny and insightful long before that

But it was probably the booze talking

[Ben Trovado]

Those dates are all suspect of course

A lot of people thought I was brilliant, funny and insightful long before that

We've had this talk. Those people weren't real.

[robinson]

One could the same about everyone here

[Ben Trovado]

One could the same about everyone here

HHGTTG Episode 8ish

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] We did it!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What did you say?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] I said, we did it!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What did you say?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] What?!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] I said, what did you say?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] I can’t hear!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What?!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] What?!?

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] What?!?

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] What?!?

VARIOUS DANCERS:
Hi there baby! Want to dance?

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] No! Do I look like I want to dance?!

DANCER:
You look like it to me.

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] I must’ve got my wrong body on!!

DANCER:
Suit yourself then.

VARIOUS DANCERS:
Hi there baby, you want to dance?

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] Beeblebrox!! All these dancers! They’re robots!!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] They’re just to make the place look crowded!! Give it some atmosphere!!

ROOSTA:
[Shouts] But there aren’t any real people here at all!!

ZAPHOD:
[Shouts] So what’s new?!

[robinson]

Chinkland


Just saying