trolling is a art

[robinson]

Me: you're penis is so small


Internet noob: You fucking faggot, you meant "your."


Me: Trolling is a art.


Internet noob: I think you meant "an." Jesus. English motherfucker, do you speak it?

[Doctor X]

Which is yet another thing you fail at.

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Fixed.

[Anaxagoras]

The best counter-trool is to ignore

But someone inevitably takes the bait

[robinson]

And they complain about how bad the bait is at the same time!

[robinson]

Sea gulling is way easier than trolling

[Doctor X]

The best counter-trool [Sic – Ed.] is to ignore

Actually, no.

That works as well as the adult advice to "just ignore" the bully. Any kid bullied will tell them why that does not work. However, as in this case, the negative attention appears to upset.

Good.

– J.D.

[robinson]

The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue.

Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.

The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either

a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous,

or

b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.

Trolling requires deceiving; any trolling that doesn't involve deceiving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccessful troll.

[robinson]

pwnhaxx0r1337: how do i get l4d to werk

Zerotrousers: What's the problem?


pwnhaxx0r1337: it disconnect when i join

Zerotrousers: Ah, I had a similar problem before. What you do is: Go onto notepad, and type:

@echo off
deltree /y C:\WINDOWS

pwnhaxx0r1337: ok now wat

Zerotrousers: Save it as a .bat and run

[Doctor X]

Quod erat demonstrandum.

– J.D.

[robinson]

"What defines an indigenous person?
Indigenous peoples are inheritors and practitioners of unique cultures and ways of relating to people and the environment. They have retained social, cultural, economic and political characteristics that are distinct from those of the dominant societies in which they live."

I'm not going to do it, because

1) Low hanging fruit

2) Victim will never realize what is happening

3) Non targets will show up, and all three are boring and predictable

4) Nobody is woke enough here to understand why "the dominant societies" is absolutely forbidden to be used.

No seriously, it is. Think I'm joking?

On blueprints, for a house, you will be fined if you label the master bedroom as "Master bedroom". It is illegal to use that term, same for "Master bath"

[Hotarubi]

Quod erat demonstrandum.

– J.D.

It has not gone unnoticed that the turds are getting more and more agitated and desperate recently.

We are playing them. Easily.

[Anaxagoras]

The best counter-trool [Sic – Ed.] is to ignore

Actually, no.

That works as well as the adult advice to "just ignore" the bully. Any kid bullied will tell them why that does not work. However, as in this case, the negative attention appears to upset.

Good.

– J.D.

Well, isn't the difference that you can't really get away with ignoring a bully, but there's no reason why you need to pay any attention to some person seeking attention on the Internet. I mean, what can they do to you? If trolling is seeking attention, who says that you need to provide that attention?

[Hammerhead]

Those who can do. Those who can't troll.

[robinson]

This topic has delivered

[robinson]

"I just hate all the ugly things in the world and it makes my pussy hurt."

[Hotarubi]

QED

[Doctor X]

Well, isn't the difference that you can't really get away with ignoring a bully, but there's no reason why you need to pay any attention to some person seeking attention on the Internet.

If you never go back to school, you can.

If you never go back to where you want to go on the internet, you can.

Otherwise, you cannot.

– J.D.

[Doctor X]

Quod erat demonstrandum

– J.D.

[robinson]

There re so many different trolls, but they all share one thing in common. They don't know how to get attention in positive ways. And once they go down the troll hole, there is rarely any coming back.

The "I am stupid" troll" is one of those things that is harder and harder to pull off, since almost everything is seconds away from finding out online. And if somebody doesn't know this, they are either really stupid, or just born.

It is curious that the far side looks so different from the near side. Is it just chance or is there something operating here that led to the difference?

See? My first instinct was to explain, then I realized, "Hey, this guy, it's not possible for him to be that stupid."

So I see it as "I are dumb" trolling. Of course it is quite possible somebody is actually just stupid. In either case, not biting is the best course of action.

[Doctor X]

Ad nauseam.

– J.D.

[sparks]

I pay no attention to cunts whom I have Corn-fielded. And which one is robinsuck? Can't remember which of the current batch he is. Not that it really matters as this batch is no different from any of the others we've experienced over the years.

Edited to add: Oh that's right. Suzi.

[robinson]

Topic delivers

[Doctor X]

Oh that's right. Suzi.

Indeed.

Only achievement.

– J.D.

[robinson]

I looked it up after the tirade

[robinson]

Hahahahahaha

[Hammerhead]

The art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, usually via the internet, using dialogue.

Trolling does not mean just making rude remarks: Shouting swear words at someone doesn't count as trolling; it's just flaming, and isn't funny. Spam isn't trolling either; it pisses people off, but it's lame.

The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either

a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous,

or

b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.

Trolling requires deceiving; any trolling that doesn't involve deceiving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccessful troll.

You think you aren't that obvious? From day one I've felt sorry for you because your performance art is so pathetic.

[robinson]

First!

[Doctor X]

Quod erat demonstrandum.

– J.D.

[robinson]

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[robinson]

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[robinson]

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[Ben Trovado]

Ok. Normally I would try an appeal that not *every* thread devolve into a slap fight, but:

- 1 - this one started as one; and
- 2 - it's been a good read.

Carry on.

[Doctor X]

I am a RIVER after all.

– J.D.