TikTok is legit

[robinson]

I picked up a dude who told me he is Tiktok famous

I fucking lost my professional cool and called him out, because it sounded like complete horseshit

He showed me on his phone, which could have been some high level bullshit

The amount of money he is making really sounded like bullshit

He showed me his cash app transactions and I about lost my shit

Then he tipped me a hundred bucks and now I am thinking this virtual crack TikTok is legit












FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKK


Now my goddamn fingers hovering over the download button

[robinson]

I can’t do it


I just can’t stomach putting my mouth on that giant Chinese cock

[ed]

If the President of the US can, so can you.

Man up. Pucker up.

[robinson]

I’m pretty sure we will never see Joe Biden on TikTok

[Ben Trovado]

I’m pretty sure we will never see Joe Biden on TikTok

He just started using AOL on dial-up.

[Hotarubi]

I’m pretty sure we will never see Joe Biden on TikTok

Because its legit.

Thanks.

[robinson]

Biden would end up watching Tiktok porn until they had to take his phone away

[robinson]

https://twitter.com/stormyrose01/status ... 12328?s=21

[Hotarubi]

Clearly staged.

[Anaxagoras]

No way. Nobody would stage something like that just to go viral on social media!!

[Anaxagoras]

Oh wait ...

[Pyrrho]

Latest trend is to humiliate delivery workers by asking them to do chicken dances etc. for the camera. Then the customer puts the video on TikTok for t3h LuLz and clicks.

Delivery workers should sue if the customer does not obtain a signed model release.

[robinson]

Or even better, they should beat the living fuck out the Tiktok assholes, and put that on Tiktok

[robinson]

Because I would watch that