Why Grammatron REALLY Fled Mother Soviet Union

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Doctor X
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Why Grammatron REALLY Fled Mother Soviet Union

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Something to do with Your Mom!

I am not saying he is an alien, but he is an alien, but could he be . . . a . . . SERIAL KILLER?!11!!!

No, I have not been drinking. Cooling down from some drumming.

Actually, looking for "Dyatlov" for t3h funn3h for another Thread of Troll Fail, I found the "Dyatlov Pass" mystery. I vaguely recalled it. Apparently, there is a solution:



Infographics can be hit or miss, but this one seems to do a good job.

So are they correct?

Is Gram innocent?

YOU DECIDE!


Wibble.





– J.D.
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Re: Why Grammatron REALLY Fled Mother Soviet Union

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Doctor X wrote: Mon Feb 07, 2022 2:54 am Something to do with Your Mom!

I am not saying he is an alien, but he is an alien, but could he be . . . a . . . SERIAL KILLER?!11!!!

No, I have not been drinking. Cooling down from some drumming.

Actually, looking for "Dyatlov" for t3h funn3h for another Thread of Troll Fail, I found the "Dyatlov Pass" mystery. I vaguely recalled it. Apparently, there is a solution:

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Infographics can be hit or miss, but this one seems to do a good job.

So are they correct?

Is Gram innocent?

YOU DECIDE!


Wibble.

– J.D.
Interesting!

I read on this 8-10 years ago. Th alternate theories at that point were that they had gone temporarily crazy from ingesting something like mushrooms that they thought were safe (but which would not necessarily show up in a tox screen from 1959), or else the ominous "nearby soviet military activity."

This seems very plausible and fits the evidence pretty well, from memory.


Still, Gramm has never explained where he was when it happened . . . .
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Re: Why Grammatron REALLY Fled Mother Soviet Union

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Ben Trovado wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 6:04 amI read on this 8-10 years ago. Th alternate theories at that point were that they had gone temporarily crazy from ingesting something like mushrooms that they thought were safe (but which would not necessarily show up in a tox screen from 1959), . . .
I always wondered where the Hell they would find such "mushrooms" and, frankly, I am not aware of "undetectable" toxins from them.

Unless they were ALIEN SHROOMS!11!!!
Still, Gramm has never explained where he was when it happened . . . .
Indeed!

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Re: Why Grammatron REALLY Fled Mother Soviet Union

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Doctor X wrote: Mon Feb 14, 2022 7:02 am
I always wondered where the Hell they would find such "mushrooms" and, frankly, I am not aware of "undetectable" toxins from them.

Unless they were ALIEN SHROOMS!11!!!
I also meant to comment - unless the screen is specifically looking for the right things, they can miss a lot of poisons, etc. - especially back in 1959 in Russia, I am not sure how sophisticated the screening might have been.

However, I think the video presentation clearly narrows it down to Gramm.
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Re: Why Grammatron REALLY Fled Mother Soviet Union

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I suspect it would be difficult to dig for the ALIEN SHROOMS in all of that snow, unless, of course, Gram forced them to do so which means, therefore, it was Gram.

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