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Bruce
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Bezos

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It takes some pretty big, ugly, hairy balls to paint this right on the side of the truck that's making your delivery.

https://i.imgur.com/9M9bUap.jpg

Just in case you're not getting the context, here's a reference to the classic saying.

https://i.imgur.com/GwotlZk.jpg

It's practically inviting the driver to fuck with your delivery. Leave it in the rain, toss it in the rose bushes, smash it, or my personal favorite, leave it right up against the garage door where you can't see it until after you run over it.

Yes, we underpay our workers. Yes, we get away with terrible service. Yes, we will blatantly ignore your complaints. Why? Because we're a monopoly now, so fuck you, that's why.

https://i.imgur.com/hNiTqD3.jpg

Flies away in his space penis.
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Re: Bezos

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So, if we complain about Amazon while we are picking up our Amazon delivery, then it's all good?
Pyrrho
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Re: Bezos

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Simians with the most money rule the world. Just like gorillas sitting on a pile of bananas.
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Re: Bezos

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Pyrrho wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 12:35 pm Simians with the most money rule the world. Just like gorillas sitting on a pile of bananas.
That would squish the bananas and the gorillas would fall off - Buster Keaton style. Not an optimum storage or security method.
Doctor X
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Re: Bezos

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Why most simians store their bananas off shore.

There are, I believe, banana republics that serve as havens.

– J.D.
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Doctor X wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 5:02 pm Why most simians store their bananas off shore.

There are, I believe, banana republics that serve as havens.

– J.D.
Are you saying saying republicans are bent and yellow?
Pyrrho
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Re: Bezos

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Doctor X wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 5:02 pm Why most simians store their bananas off shore.

There are, I believe, banana republics that serve as havens.

– J.D.
Also why they buy banana hammocks.









What








:sadbanana:
sparks
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Re: Bezos

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Bruce wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 11:24 am It takes some pretty big, ugly, hairy balls to paint this right on the side of the truck that's making your delivery.

https://i.imgur.com/9M9bUap.jpg

Just in case you're not getting the context, here's a reference to the classic saying.

https://i.imgur.com/GwotlZk.jpg

It's practically inviting the driver to fuck with your delivery. Leave it in the rain, toss it in the rose bushes, smash it, or my personal favorite, leave it right up against the garage door where you can't see it until after you run over it.

Yes, we underpay our workers. Yes, we get away with terrible service. Yes, we will blatantly ignore your complaints. Why? Because we're a monopoly now, so fuck you, that's why.

https://i.imgur.com/hNiTqD3.jpg

Flies away in his space penis.
There is an engineering version of this that simply says 'fast, good, expensive'. Want this fucker to work? Then stop telling me how to do my job.

And get out the check book motherfucker. :)
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Re: Bezos

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Hotarubi wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 5:44 pm
Doctor X wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 5:02 pm Why most simians store their bananas off shore.

There are, I believe, banana republics that serve as havens.
Are you saying saying republicans are bent and yellow?
They start out straight when they are green.

– J.D.
Bruce
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Re: Bezos

Post by Bruce »

Doctor X wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 9:21 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 5:44 pm
Doctor X wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 5:02 pm Why most simians store their bananas off shore.

There are, I believe, banana republics that serve as havens.
Are you saying saying republicans are bent and yellow?
They start out straight when they are green.

– J.D.
The analogies keep getting better! :Popcorn:
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Re: Bezos

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:dgc:
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:dgc:
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They have real . . .

. . .

. . .

. . . appeal

– J.D.
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Re: Bezos

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:jaded:
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Re: Bezos

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Well, the analogies have been coming in . . .

. . .

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

. . . bunches.

– J.D.
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Re: Bezos

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I am trying to work the word "split" into this but nope that ain't happening.
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You could have said that we should just . . .

. . .

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐◥▶-◀◤

(⌐◥▶_◀◤)

. . . split?

– J.D.