Drama queens must check their tiaras at the door.
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Years ago, in the Great Afterglow of ANOTHER SUPER BOWL TRIUMPH, there was some discussion about George the Elder being wheeled out and performing the coin flip. As a few joked, it was like it was a peanut that fell under the refrigerator: "was that heads?" "You know, BARBARA could have tossed it!"
"Fitzy" from whom I post the Fan Therapy Videos, while reminding us that George the Elder was a fucking war hero, and we are all destined to that existence if our relatives do not set us adrift or we do not get run over by Some Gay Brit [Redundant – Ed.] on a Tricycle trying to recapture the Magic of his Forties, likened the scene to Visiting Family™ as a kid, being taken past "granny," and your parents slapping you on the head: "Go say 'hi' to Granny!"
To which Jerry "My Testicles are Named 'Mr.' and 'Kraft'" Thorton suggested everyone look up the finality of Bob Hope singing "Jack Frost":"Hiiiiiii granny. . . ."
Now, you, too, are poor!