*dominance*and nearly two decades of Dynasty!!

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*From*

**The Office of the Two Three Time Grand Champion**

*"The merciful and compassionate!"*

And this is how I began last year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting how we began the previous year quoting how we began the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year . . . quoting the previous year:

Well, are they?There is that scent in the air . . . the scent of Dolphin failure! The scent of Chicago not having a quarterback! The scent of San Diego Los Angeles fansstillnot over last year!

Has anything really changed? We could add Saints, Indy, Dallas, and Pissburgh [Stop that. – Ed.] fans.

There is a scent in the air. . . .

AND WHAT A SEASON IT IS SHAPING UP TO BECOME! {Alcohol!} [Shhh!--Ed.]Ramathorn:What's that smell Rabbit?

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Rabbit:FEAR!

The rules, as

**Carr**explained, remain:

**T3h Rulz**:

**Rule the First:**"Same idea as last year. Pick a team each week, if that team loses you then own that team and get one point for each regular season win that team gets."

ALL games count: Thursday, Sunday, Day-Night Double-Header to make up for a rain out. . . . I follow the

**NFL Schedule**. So start picking NOW!

**Rule the Second:**You can pick and change up to the time of kickoff.

**Rule the Third:**"Mulligan!!"

- 1. Regular Season: each player has one "Mulligan." Those with one will have an "*" next to their name in the
*Grid of Despair*. That means you get one chance to pick a second game if your first game FAILS. To clarify if your first game is the last game of the week – Monday Night Football – you*can*carry your Mulligan over to the following week*unless*it is that last game of the regular season: you cannot carry a Mulligan into the Playoffs . . . "Playoffs?"

You declare it . . . you used it*whatever*the outcome of the first game is.

2. Playoffs? http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 9d8ee1.gif

3. What if Gonna be Absent? For those who are "away" one may post or PM. The second pick must be before the kick-off of that game. So, yes, you can fail on Sunday and pick a later game, even Monday Night Football.

You can post "Imma picking Denver to lose**but**if that FAIL, I am picking the Jags to lose!"

You have used your "Mulligan."

**Bonus Points:**:hyper:

Win a

**Division**: 4 points

**Wild Card**: 2 points

Win in

**First Round**of playoffs : 3 points

Win in

**Divisional Round**: 5 points

Win

**Conference Championship**: 7 points

Win

**Superbowl**: 15 points

**Supersorrytomakeyoucrybubblebonus**: The team that finishes one place out of a playoff spot pays a 2.5 point bonus.

*This will be based on the semi-official NFL standings.*

**ExtraEvidencesDr.XMeaniebonus**: Beating the Patriots pays 1 point.

**DoNotJudgeOthersbyYourStandardsCHARLEY_BIGTIMEbonus**: Beating Pittsburgh pays 1 point.

**Doctor X is a MEANIE Point**:

*Your Humble and Magnificent Messiah*[PBUH--Ed.] gets 1 points if you pick the Patriots to lose and they win.

**Dipshit Bonus**: :woowoo: 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team) –

*unLESS*:

**RadrickGamblingBonus**: http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... 7ad267.gif if eligible for the

**Dipshit Bonus**, you can still choose to pick a loser. If the team loses, you get 10 points. If they win, you get . . .

*nothing*! And you will like it!

**In the Rain Bonus**: If you have a team that fires a coach before and including Week 9, you get 10 points. If you have a team whose coach is fired before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.], you get 5 points. After Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.] you get 2 points:

- 1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points.

2. Rained on before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 5 points

3. Rained on on or after Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 2 points

**shempICan'tWinforLosingBonus**: If you pick a team up to and including Week 12 OR prior to the first team to clinch a playoff spot AND your team is losing by 14 or more points in the 4th quarter yet they win? You get 1 point consolation. And you will like it.

Super Bowl is the cut-off.

**Playoffs**: "Playoffs?

*Playoffs?!*"

If you pick a team to lose IN the playoffs, you get only the season wins and any previous post season wins. No play-off bonuses.

I am ethically and spiritually barred from choosing NE since I would be guaranteeing myself my own "MEANIE point." If the situation arises in the "Playoffs?" where there is no team I can pick, I default to

*either*the

**Dipshit Bonus**or the

**RadrickGamblingBonus**.

**SUGGESTIONS**will be entertained.

Now:

– J. "Now . . . Fuck Off!" [Shhh!--Ed.] D.

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