Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Fucking Gnats! Fucking Fudgepackers!

Using my mulligan: Cowgirls to lose.
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Great.

Now we are on a new page.

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:Waaaah: Week 5 Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Anaxagoras Cowgirls :Waaaah:
Radrick Cowgirls :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Failcons :D
*Pyrrho Fudgepackers :D
*Enchantress Cowgirls :Waaaah:
Hotarubi Bentgirls :D
*izittrue Fleagles :Waaaah:
Grammatron Faiders :D
DJ Bentgirls :D
shemp Cowgirls :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bang_head:
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Using mulligan: Bungles to lose.
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shemp wrote: Sun Oct 09, 2022 11:29 pm GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:bang_head:
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Mulligan to Faiders
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No one had Carolina?

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"I don't get no respect!" -- David Montgomery

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I know who I'm picking this week but I ain't saying a word until Sunday cuz I know somebody will jinx me!
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shemp wrote: Mon Oct 10, 2022 3:59 pm I know who I'm picking this week but I ain't saying a word until Sunday cuz I know somebody will jinx me!
Anyone I know ??
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What if we are all izittrue
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Grammatron wrote: Tue Oct 11, 2022 1:29 am What if we are all izittrue
Izitfalse??
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After Divorce Settlement, Gisele Expected To Own At Least 3 Times As Many Super Bowl Rings As Aaron Rodgers

TAMPA, FL — After her divorce with Tom Brady becomes finalized, supermodel Gisele Bundchen is expected to own three times as many Super Bowl rings as legendary Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

"Gosh, that can't be right," said Ms. Bundchen. "I'm just a model, while he is supposedly one of the best quarterbacks ever. How could I possibly wind up with three times as many rings as Aaron Rodgers?? I'll have to call and ask Aaron again how many rings he has."

Ouch!
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And McDaniels is no Belichick.

What the ever-loving fuck was that?

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– J.D.
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Atlanta was pretty good. I mean the skit - obviously not Atlanta, the team.
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Gnats for me this week.
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Expect the Colts to avenge the results of their last meeting and crush the Jags, creating around eleven takeaways.
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– J.D.
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I changed the word in my above post from "turnovers" to "takeaways," just in case some might count punts as turnovers, and that's not what I mean.

I even looked up the definitions on the web, and it's a bit unclear.

What do you think, Dr. X? Are you taking the Jags and two points, or are you taking caramelldansen lessons?
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Cowgirls
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Queefs
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What?

No one wants to discuss the epic Thursday Night Football?

– J.D.

P.S.

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Which Thursday?
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Grammatron wrote: Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:25 am Which Thursday?
The man who was.

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Da Bears are still rebuilding since ‘86. Fuk.
I’ll take the fleagles again this week. There’s got to be an upset somewhere.
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izittrue wrote: Sat Oct 15, 2022 2:34 am Da Bears are still rebuilding since ‘86. Fuk.
I’ll take the fleagles again this week. There’s got to be an upset somewhere.
Ah ha! The Reverse Jinx!
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Doctor X wrote: Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:19 am What?

No one wants to discuss the epic Thursday Night Football?

– J.D.

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Nobody wants to die of boredom.
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Meanwhile, in injun military country:
What “Dirt” Does Daniel Snyder Have on Other NFL Owners and Roger Goodell?

Ahead of the Washington Commanders (1-4) introducing their particular brand of unwatchable football to a national audience on Thursday Night Football against the Chicago Bears (2-3) in what will surely be a terrible game, ESPN dropped a story about team owner Daniel Snyder that contains a number of notable nuggets.

Among ESPN’s findings on Snyder…

Snyder believes the NFL can’t “fuck” with him because he has “dirt” on fellow owners, coaches and executives that’s been collected from sources including private investigative firms: “He never says exactly what he knows, only that in his 23 years as owner of the Washington Commanders, he knows a lot. And that in the zero-sum world of billionaires, this is how you survive. Snyder recently told a close associate that he has gathered enough secrets to ‘blow up’ several NFL owners, the league office and even commissioner Roger Goodell.”

Snyder has told associates he won’t give up his franchise without a fight: “The NFL is a mafia,” the 57-year-old recently told an associate. “All the owners hate each other.” (Another owner’s response: “That’s not true. All the owners hate Dan.”)

Goodell wants Snyder out: “Goodell is always taking the temperature of owners, and his main job is to protect them. He won’t put Snyder’s fate to a vote unless he knows the result wanted by three-quarters of the owners, says a team executive close to Goodell: ‘But I know Roger wants this off his plate — he wants Snyder gone tomorrow.’”

Even Dallas owner Jerry Jones is sick of Snyder: “In recent weeks, Snyder has personally and repeatedly asked Jones to have his back and to persuade fellow owners not to throw him out. But a source says Jones told Snyder he might not be able to help, indicating that support for Snyder has slipped.”

Inside Hook
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:bricks: Week Six Standings:


13 Doctor X Dal (4), LAC (3), MP (1), Mia (3), ATL (2)














11 Hotarubi Dal (4), Ten (3), JAX (2), Cin (2)

9 Grammatron LAR (2), LAC (3), Mia (3), LVR (1)
9 izittrue LAC (3), TB (3), Bal (3)
7 Anaxagoras Az (1), Ten (3), Bal (3)
6 Pyrrho LAC (3), GB (3)
6 DJ NO (1), Bal (3), Cin (2)

5 Radrick LAR (2), LAC (3)
3 shemp LAC (3)
3 Enchantress TB (3)



As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Cowgirls.
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Doctor X wrote: Sat Oct 15, 2022 7:58 am :bricks: Current Week Six Standings:


13 Doctor X Dal (4), LAC (3), MP (1), Mia (3), ATL (2)














11 Hotarubi Dal (4), Ten (3), JAX (2), Cin (2)

9 Grammatron LAR (2), LAC (3), Mia (3), LVR (1)
9 izittrue LAC (3), TB (3), Bal (3)
7 Anaxagoras Az (1), Ten (3), Bal (3)
6 Pyrrho LAC (3), GB (3)
6 DJ NO (1), Bal (3), Cin (2)

5 Radrick LAR (2), LAC (3)
3 shemp LAC (3)
3 Enchantress TB (3)


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Duhlass
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Cleveland should have called in the Midges Defense.
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I think they played well.

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/n ... 519799002/
Despite facing a 1-4 Pittsburgh Steelers team with a secondary decimated by injuries, Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers struggled to move the ball all game long Sunday in a crushing 20-18 road loss.

During the game, Brady was seen on the sidelines shouting at his offensive teammates, as their failures and frustrations continued to mount.
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To be fair he is the spurned woman. . . .

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