Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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This is more amusing. . .





. . . to me.

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:meananim:
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Tommy Palven wrote: Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:24 pm Last week number one draft pick Trevor Lawrence demonstrated an ability to complete short passes to wide-open receivers. Period.

He does not seem to have the one-in-a-million capability to instantly see an open receiver and fire an accurate dart to him, like an Aaron Rogers, Peyton Manning, Patrick Mahomes, or Tom Brady, and this is something that cannot be taught.

If this be treason make the most of it!
It seems that Trevor Lawrence is still treated like God.

Like, when a plane goes down and one baby survives, lots of people are saying "God saved that baby!"

How come God didn't save the other 179 passengers? God gets all the credit and none of the blame.

Last Sunday Trevor Larence completed one beautiful long pass and Tony Romo is going "Wow, what a perfect pass. Trevor Lawrence is going to be a generational quarterback for the Jaguars," or words to that effect.

He doesn't mention the passes that were thrown high, low, or behind the receiver, and Lawrence doesn't get any of the blame.

Yes, he was a great college quarterback like Tim Tebow when he was playing along side of Etienne, and all the pieces fit, but I hate to say it, it doesn't look like he will develop into another Patrick Mahomes.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Well they can't all be Johnny Football...
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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For Week 11, I pick the Cowgirls.









Now now, relax, I'm pretty sure the Patriots are immune to jinxes from Cleveland.
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Viqueens
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:06 am :bricks: Current Week Ten Standings:


23 Grammatron LAR (3), LAC (5), Mia (6), LVR (2), Dal (6), MP (1)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

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You forgot to give me Tits. I should have 6 more points. For that matter I do not think anyone else who picked Tits that week received that points.
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Grammatron wrote: Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:48 amCurrent Week Ten Standings:


Do you really . . . deserve it?

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Everyone deserves tits
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:bricks: Current Week Eleven Standings:

38 Doctor X Dal (6), LAC (5), MP (1), Mia (7), ATL (4), SF (5), MP (1), LAR (3), Buf (6)










36 Grammatron LAR (3), LAC (5), Mia (7), LVR (2), Dal (6), MP (1), Ten (6), Buf (6)

34 Enchantress TB (5), Dal (6), SF (5), NYG (7), Ten (6), LAC (5)
32 DJ NO (3), Bal (6), Cin (5), Dal (6), NYJ (6), Ten (6)
32 Anaxagoras Az (3), Ten (6), Bal (6), KC (7), NYG (7), NO (3)
30 Hotarubi Dal (6), Ten (6), JAX (3), Cin (5), GB (4), Buf (6)
30 Radrick LAR (3), LAC (5), Den (3), NYG (7), Ten (6), Buf (6)

29 izittrue LAC (5), TB (5), Bal (6), NYG (7), Ten (6)
25.5 shemp LAC (5), Dal (6), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

9 Pyrrho LAC (5), GB (4)



As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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:Waaaah: Week 11 Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Anaxagoras ViQueens :D
Radrick ViQueens :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence ViQueens :D
*Pyrrho Cowgirls :Waaaah:
*Enchantress ViQueens :D
Hotarubi the Honourable Regrets :D
izittrue Cowgirls :Waaaah:
Grammatron Pissburough :D
DJ ViQueens :D
*NFL Schedule

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Viqueens.
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Cowgirls
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Well, now you are fucked, Pyrrho.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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That's okay, I thought they were playing against the Patriots. Need to get my mind right.
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P.S.
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Pissburgh
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Aiming high then.
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The ever-loving fuck?

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:bluesad:
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Think about how rich you can be betting against yourself.
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Yeah but one must consider the izittrue factor.
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You have a mulligan.

Just ask izittrue how not to use it.

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Viqueens only score 3? Fuk. I wonder if I pick a loser would it jinx a real bet on draft kings? Perhaps I could make money gambling?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Think I'll pick the Bungles this week
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Swills
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Gnats.
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Gnats
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:Waaaah: Current Week 12 Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Anaxagoras Bungles :Waaaah:
Radrick Cowgirls :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Gnats :D
*Pyrrho Swills :Waaaah:
*Enchantress the Excrement Eater Flats :D
Hotarubi Gnats :D
izittrue the intestine instigator Flats :D
Grammatron Gnats :D
DJ Gnats :D
*NFL Schedule

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:bricks: Current Week Eleven Standings:

50 Doctor X Dal (7), LAC (5), MP (1), Mia (7), ATL (5), SF (6), MP (1), LAR (3), Buf (7), Min (8)









46 DJ NO (4), Bal (7), Cin (6), Dal (7), NYJ (6), Ten (7), MP (1), Min (8)
45 Enchantress TB (5), Dal (7), SF (6), NYG (7), Ten (7), LAC (5), Min (8)
45 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (7), KC (8), NYG (7), NO (4), Min (8)

43 Grammatron LAR (3), LAC (5), Mia (7), LVR (3), Dal (7), MP (1), Ten (7), Buf (7), Pit (3)
41 Hotarubi Dal (7), Ten (7), JAX (3), Cin (6), GB (4), Buf (7), MP (1), NYJ (6)
41 Radrick LAR (3), LAC (5), Den (4), NYG (7), Ten (7), Buf (7), Min (8)

31 izittrue LAC (5), TB (5), Bal (7), NYG (7), Ten (7)

26.5 shemp LAC (5), Dal (7), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

9 Pyrrho LAC (5), GB (4)



As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Patriots to lose to viqueens. You’re welcome DocX
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That was a fucking touch down.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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I jinxed something I’m sure of that.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Well you jinxed Tom Brady...
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The fuck are the FJags doing?

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Genius!!1!!

Never had a doubt.

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P.S. Still 14 seconds and two time outs. . . . https://i.imgur.com/gINx4Lx.gif
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67 yards.

Chip shot.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Comes up short!

That's what she said!

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P.S. No, I did not over pull the espresso . . . why DO YN#Y MY CRYAONS!!!