Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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I deny everything.

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:Waaaah: Week 17 Pickies:
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Anaxagoras Swills https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif
Radrick Bungholes https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif
His Humble MagNIfIcence Bungholes https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif
*Pyrrho the Profound Bungholes https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif
Enchantress Swills https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif
Hotarubi ViQueens :D
izittrue Dull Ass :Waaaah:
Grammatron Bungholes https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif
DJ Swills https://i.imgur.com/uaPRNZ9.gif
*NFL Schedule

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Doctor X wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 6:00 am I deny everything.

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You don't get Pyrrho's scores wrong.

Only mine and DJs. Who are...y'know...a threat.

You're such a Patriot. Really.
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As mine.

You needed all of the help.

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If the game is suspended it will be an extra pick this week unless they rescheduled.

May change mind.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Terrible news about Damar Hamlin. :(

Another reminder just how dangerous this game can be.

He collapsed on the field, was given CPR and taken to the hospital by ambulance. No word on his condition.

The game was suspended.

Apparent his heart is beating again, at least.

https://sports.yahoo.com/bills-s-damar- ... 42600.html
"Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest following a hit in our game versus the Bengals," the Bills announced via a statement. "His heartbeat was restored on the field and he was transferred to the UC Medical Center for further testing and treatment. He is currently sedated and listed in critical condition."
Just 24 years old.

ETA: His "vitals are back to normal" but he is sedated and on a breathing tube.
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Terry Schiavo's vitals were normal.

I hope he did not suffer a similar anoxic injury.

Bad, bad, very, very, bad.

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Doctor X wrote: Tue Jan 03, 2023 1:19 pm Terry Schiavo's vitals were normal.

I hope he did not suffer a similar anoxic injury.

Bad, bad, very, very, bad.

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Commotio cordis?
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Appears to be the case.

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I was watching it live, and I thought it excellent that there were multiple replays of the incident for minutes after from multiple different angles whilst Hamlin was obviously in distress.

Similar thing happened to Christian Eriksen, a Danish soccer player at Euro 2020. Not one replay.
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I was particularly gratified that they kept going to commercials.

Currently, the game is suspended with questions on whether or not it will be played all the way to just giving the teams a tie.

I am inclined to give everyone an extra pick this week.

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Doctor X wrote: Wed Jan 04, 2023 6:47 pm I was particularly gratified that they kept going to commercials.

Currently, the game is suspended with questions on whether or not it will be played all the way to just giving the teams a tie.

I am inclined to give everyone an extra pick this week.

– J.D.
Personally I think the result as the game was suspended should be taken and points distributed accordingly.

I think that's the only fair way.

#suddenpatriot
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Does not work with a game that did not make it past the bottom of the third inning.

So:
  • 1. All those who picked the Bungholes or Swills get another pick this week.
    2. IF the NFL announces they will play the game some time later prior to the end of this week you MAY keep your pick.
    3. Wibble
This just is for those who really want to pick Thursday, Saturday, or Friday morning's game. . . .

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Very well done but you are warned it is not easy to watch.



Not for reasons you might think.

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US National Football League star Damar Hamlin woke up after collapsing during a game and asked doctors treating him in hospital if his team won the game.

The Buffalo Bills star suffered a cardiac arrest on the field during Monday night's game in Ohio, causing an outpouring of grief from football fans.

Doctors and his team say he has shown "remarkable improvement" in the past 24 hours and is "neurologically intact".

Hamlin has been in the intensive care unit since he was taken off the field.

Bugger'd by Colonists
Good.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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The iggles AND swills to lose, i.e. all on red.
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Apparently they decided to just cancel the game entirely. Both teams have already locked up their respective divisions and are assured of a playoff spot.

For my picks, I will pick the Cowgirls and the 69ers.
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I will update the Gird of Doom and Standings of Despair later today to reflect all of that. I wanted to make sure that nothing would be added to the scores – such as a tie.

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Cravens this week.
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:bricks: Week Eighteen Standings:

127.5 Doctor X Dal (12), LAC (10), MP (4), Mia (8), ATL (6), SF (12), LAR (5), Buf (12), Min (12), NYG (9.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (8), Phi (13)














127 Hotarubi Dal (12), Ten (7), JAX (8), Cin (11), GB (8), Buf (12), NYJ (7), NYG (9.5), Mia (8), MP (2), TB (8), Was (7.5), Phi (13), Min (12)

117 DJ NO (7), Bal (10), Cin (11), (6), Dal (12), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (12), NYG (9.5), Mia (8), TB (8), Was (7.5), Sea (8)

108.5 Enchantress TB (8), Dal (12), SF (12), NYG (9.5), Ten (7), LAC (10), Min (12), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (8), Phi (13)

96 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (10), Mia (8), LVR (6), Dal (12), MP (3), Ten (7), Buf (12), Pit (8), NYG (9.5), ATL (6), Was (7.5)

89.5 izittrue LAC (10), TB (8), Bal (10), NYG (9.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (8), Min (12), Phi (13)
87.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (10), Den (4), NYG (9.5), Ten (7), Buf (12), Min (12), MP (2), Mia (8), Phi (13), ItR (5)
85.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (10), KC (13), NYG (9.5), NO (7), Min (12), MP (1), Mia (8), Phi (13)

37.5 shemp LAC (10), Dal (12), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

36 Pyrrho LAC (10), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7)



As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .




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:Waaaah: Current Week 18 Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Anaxagoras Cowgirls/69rs :D / :Waaaah:
Radrick Cravens / Detroitus :D / :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Cravens / Detroitus :D / :Waaaah:
*Pyrrho the Profound Cravens / Shits :D / :D
Enchantress the Semi-Enchanting Cravens / Swills :D / :Waaaah:
Hotarubi Cravens :D
izittrue Detroitus :Waaaah:
Grammatron Cravens / Seamen :D / :Waaaah:
DJ Iggles/Swills :Waaaah: / :Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

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/Browns
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Lions. Not sure of the funny.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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I'm missing a point on Jax.

Can't help yourself can you?
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The NFL refused to accept Jax wins this morning.

They should continue.

For great justice.

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Cravens / Sea-assel
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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Swills 4 13 17
AFC North Bungholes 4 12 16
AFC South Fags 4 9 13
AFC West Queefs 4 X 14 18
NFC East Iggles 4 X 14 18
NFC North ViQueens 4 13 17
NFC South Brady’s Gay† 4 8 12
NFC West 69rs 4 12 16
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Chiggers 2 10 12
AFC II Cravens 2 10 12
AFC III Fish 2 9 11
NFC I Cowgirls 2 12 14
NFC II Gnats 2 9.5 11.5
NFC III Seamen 2 9 11
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Pissburough 2.5 9 11.5
NFC Loser Detroitus 2.5 9 11.5

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Not . . . that there is anything. . . .
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Lessons in how skeptical sports fans are.

#17 A thought that Pittsburgh will advance to the playoffs if the Jets get another first down.
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Aaron is the successor to Brett in more ways than one. . . .

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Green Bay jinxed. Thanks izittrue. Fuk
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Epic.

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Grumpy Cats for me this week.
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The Jagoffs.
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I'll go with the Sea Chickens
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Sea Chickens for me too. Sorry Anaxagoras
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Hard to bet against Big Cock Brock.
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Sea of chickens
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