Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

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Pyrrho wrote: Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:27 am Grumpy Cats for me this week.
That could be a Bunghole or a Jagoff.

Let me know!

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:bricks: Current Wild Card Standings:

174 Hotarubi Dal (12), Ten (7), JAX (13), Cin (16), GB (8), Buf (17), NYJ (7), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), MP (3), TB (12), Was (7.5), Phi (18), Min (17), Bal (12)

171.5 Doctor X Dal (12), LAC (12), MP (5), Mia (11), ATL (7), SF (16), LAR (5), Buf (17), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (12), Phi (18), Bal (12)















145.5 Enchantress TB (12), Dal (12), SF (16), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), LAC (12), Min (17), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (11), Phi (18), Bal (12)
141 DJ NO (7), Bal (12), Cin (16), (6), Dal (12), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), TB (12), Was (7.5), Sea (11)

122.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (12), Den (4), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), Buf (17), Min (17), MP (3), Mia (11), Phi (18), ItR (5), Bal (12)
121.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), KC (18), NYG (11.5), NO (7), Min (17), MP (1), Mia (11), Phi (18), Dal (12), ItR (2)
125.5 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (12), Mia (11), LVR (6), Dal (12), MP (4), Ten (7), Buf (17), Pit (11.5), NYG (11.5), ATL (7), Was (7.5), Bal (12)

112.5 izittrue LAC (12), TB (12), Bal (12), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (11), Min (17), Phi (18)


39.5 shemp LAC (12), Dal (12), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

59 Pyrrho LAC (12), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), Cle (7), ItR (2)



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:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Anaxagoras Seamen :D
Radrick Cowgirls :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Seamen :D
Pyrrho Jagoffs :jaded:
Enchantress Seamen :D
Hotarubi Seamen :D
izittrue Seamen :D
Grammatron Seamen :D
DJ Jagoffs :jaded:
*NFL Schedule

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Doctor X wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:21 pm
Pyrrho wrote: Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:27 am Grumpy Cats for me this week.
That could be a Bunghole or a Jagoff.

Let me know!

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Jagoffs.
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Maybe a good pick given how the Seamen are beating the 69rs.



Let me rephrase that. . . .

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“I don’t trust the Chiggers.”

– Moi discussing picks earlier today

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Beyond epic:



Too bad the "Shemp Bonus" only applies to Week 12.

Could have made the difference.

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Meanie.
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Out!

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– J.D.
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Embrace the Butt-Hurt:



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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Swills 4 3 :Waaaah: 14 20
AFC North Bungholes 4 3 5 14 26
AFC South Fags 4 3 :Waaaah: 10 17
AFC West Queefs 4 X 5 15 24
NFC East Iggles 4 X 5 15 24
NFC North ViQueens 4 :Waaaah: 13 17
NFC South Brady’s Gay† 4 :Waaaah: 8 12
NFC West 69rs 4 3 5 14 26
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Chiggers 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC II Cravens 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC III Fish 2 :Waaaah: 9 11
NFC I Cowgirls 2 3 :Waaaah: 13 18
NFC II Gnats 2 3 :Waaaah: 10 15
NFC III Seamen 2 :Waaaah: 9 11
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Pissburough 2.5 9 11.5
NFC Loser Detroitus 2.5 9 11.5

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Not . . . that there is anything. . . .
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Did we just see Tom Brady’s last NFL game?

BTW, I recently read that Tom and Gisele divorced. I wonder if the fact that he hasn’t retired had anything to do with it? I didn’t see a specific reason given for the divorce, so I wonder if she was unhappy about it? He doesn’t have anything left to prove obviously. At this point his only opponent is Father Time.
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Well, that and the Brazilian jūjutsu teacher who was sleeping with her.

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Doctor X wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 5:52 am Embrace the Butt-Hurt:



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Funny. I watched that over the weekend. Seattle fans still crying?
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Hotarubi wrote: Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:52 pmFunny. I watched that over the weekend. Seattle fans still crying?
About that?

No.

They bitch about a pass for some reason.

I did not bother with an extreme butt-hurt video from a "BEASTMODELIVES" or some such nonsense. Seamen forget that "Beast Mode" was stoned for a loss at a third-and-one earlier in the game.

They also forget that they wasted their time-outs which should have made the ending completely unnecessary.

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Dull ass
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Jagoffs.
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Iggles
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69ers
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Jagoffs
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:bricks: Current Divisional Round Standings:


198 Hotarubi Dal (18), Ten (7), JAX (17), Cin (20), GB (8), Buf (20), NYJ (7), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), MP (3), TB (12), Was (7.5), Phi (18), Min (17), Bal (12), Sea (9)

191.5 Doctor X Dal (18), LAC (12), MP (5), Mia (11), ATL (7), SF (20), LAR (5), Buf (20), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (12), Phi (18), Bal (12), Sea (9)

163.5 Enchantress TB (12), Dal (18), SF (20), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), LAC (12), Min (17), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (11), Phi (18), Bal (12), Sea (9)

150 DJ NO (7), Bal (12), Cin (20), (6), Dal (18), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), TB (12), Was (7.5), Sea (11)

141.5 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (12), Mia (11), LVR (6), Dal (18), MP (4), Ten (7), Buf (20), Pit (11.5), NYG (11.5), ATL (7), Was (7.5), Bal (12), Sea (9)

135.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), KC (18), NYG (11.5), NO (7), Min (17), MP (1), Mia (11), Phi (18), Dal (18), ItR (2), Sea (9)

125.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (12), Den (4), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), Buf (20), Min (17), MP (3), Mia (11), Phi (18), ItR (5), Bal (12)
117.5 izittrue LAC (12), TB (12), Bal (12), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (11), Min (17), Phi (18), Sea (9)

59 Pyrrho LAC (12), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), Cle (7), ItR (2)

44.5 shemp LAC (12), Dal (18), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)



As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .




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:Waaaah: Divisional Round Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Anaxagoras 69ers :Waaaah:
Radrick Cowgirls :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Jags :D
Pyrrho Iggles :Waaaah:
Enchantress Bentgirls :Waaaah:
Hotarubi 69ers :Waaaah:
izittrue Cowgirls :D
Grammatron Jags :D
DJ Jags :D
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Why is izittrue crying? Cowgirls haven’t played yet. Are you jinxing my jinx DocX?
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izittrue wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 4:41 pm Why is izittrue crying? Cowgirls haven’t played yet. Are you jinxing my jinx DocX?
Saving time.

Actually, I was recalculating, fixing, that sort of stuff and gave you and Radrick a :Waaaah: by accident and forgot to fix yours.

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TUCK RULE!

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Conglaturations Cowgirls in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . .

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:bricks: Conference Champion Standings:

213.5 Doctor X Dal (18), LAC (12), MP (5), Mia (11), ATL (7), SF (26), LAR (5), Buf (20), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (12), Phi (24), Bal (12), Sea (9), Jax (10)

















210 Hotarubi Dal (18), Ten (7), JAX (17), Cin (20), GB (8), Buf (20), NYJ (7), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), MP (3), TB (12), Was (7.5), Phi (24), Min (17), Bal (12), Sea (9)

175.5 Enchantress TB (12), Dal (18), SF (26), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), LAC (12), Min (17), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (11), Phi (24), Bal (12), Sea (9)

166 DJ NO (7), Bal (12), Cin (20), (6), Dal (18), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), TB (12), Was (7.5), Sea (11), Jax (10)

151.5 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (12), Mia (11), LVR (6), Dal (18), MP (4), Ten (7), Buf (20), Pit (11.5), NYG (11.5), ATL (7), Was (7.5), Bal (12), Sea (9), Jax (10)

147.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), KC (24), NYG (11.5), NO (7), Min (17), MP (1), Mia (11), Phi (24), Dal (18), ItR (2), Sea (9)

144.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (12), Den (4), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), Buf (20), Min (17), MP (3), Mia (11), Phi (24), ItR (5), Bal (12), Dal (13)

136.5 izittrue LAC (12), TB (12), Bal (12), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (11), Min (17), Phi (24), Sea (9), Dal (13)

59 Pyrrho LAC (12), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), Cle (7), ItR (2)

44.5 shemp LAC (12), Dal (18), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)



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Angry Cowboys Fans Smash Televisions After Brutal Loss to 49ers (Video)

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"Lack of playoff success over the last decade."

Try "last three decades," even "this century."

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You knew it was coming

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I will pick the 69ers again
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69ers
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69ers
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69ers. Itz a lock.
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Glad I cannot pick the 69rs.








What?

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As a person with no dog in this fight:

The 49s defense -especially the secondary- looks a little suspect.