Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 5:35 am

:Waaaah: Conference Championship Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Anaxagoras	69’rs	:D
Radrick	Queefs	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Pyrrho	69’rs	:D
Enchantress	Bentgirls	:D
Hotarubi	Queefs	:Waaaah:
izittrue	69’rs	:D
Grammatron	69’rs	:D
DJ	69’rs	:D
Ben Trovado	69’rs	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 6:19 pm

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 6:51 pm

69ers

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:23 pm

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	3	:Waaaah:		14	20
AFC North	Bungholes	4	3	5	:Waaaah:	14	26
AFC South	Fags	4	3	:Waaaah:		10	17
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5	7	15	32
NFC East	Iggles	4	X	5	7	16	32
NFC North	ViQueens	4	:Waaaah:			13	17
NFC South	Brady’s Gay†	4	:Waaaah:			8	12
NFC West	69rs	4	3	5	:Waaaah:	14	26
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Chiggers	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Cravens	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC III	Fish	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
NFC I	Cowgirls	2	3	:Waaaah:		13	18
NFC II	Gnats	2	3	:Waaaah:		10	15
NFC III	Seamen	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Pissburough	2.5	9	11.5
NFC Loser	Detroitus	2.5	9	11.5

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 11:24 pm

:bricks: Super Bowl Standings:

221.5 Doctor X Dal (18), LAC (12), MP (5), Mia (11), ATL (7), SF (26), LAR (5), Buf (20), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (12), Phi (32), Bal (12), Sea (9), Jax (10)

212 Hotarubi Dal (18), Ten (7), JAX (17), Cin (20), GB (8), Buf (20), NYJ (7), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), MP (3), TB (12), Was (7.5), Phi (32), Min (17), Bal (12), Sea (9)

197.5 Enchantress TB (12), Dal (18), SF (26), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), LAC (12), Min (17), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (11), Phi (32), Bal (12), Sea (9), Cin (14)

177.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), KC (32), NYG (11.5), NO (7), Min (17), MP (1), Mia (11), Phi (32), Dal (18), ItR (2), Sea (9), SF (14)

168 DJ NO (7), Bal (12), Cin (20), Dal (18), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), TB (12), Was (7.5), Sea (11), Jax (10), SF (14)
165.5 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (12), Mia (11), LVR (6), Dal (18), MP (4), Ten (7), Buf (20), Pit (11.5), NYG (11.5), ATL (7), Was (7.5), Bal (12), Sea (9), Jax (10), SF (14)
160.5 izittrue LAC (12), TB (12), Bal (12), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (11), Min (17), Phi (32), Sea (9), Dal (13), SF (14)

152.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (12), Den (4), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), Buf (20), Min (17), MP (3), Mia (11), Phi (32), ItR (5), Bal (12), Dal (13)

73 Pyrrho LAC (12), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), Cle (7), ItR (2), SF (14)

44.5 shemp LAC (12), Dal (18), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

14 Ben Trovado SF (14)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X – His Humble MagNIfIcence – Declares "Just as Planned!!"

– J. "This Super Bowl Will Suck!" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:01 am

Nice Ref Ball.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:34 am

Queefs for the Superbowl

Hey, can I take my Mulligan for the season?

Wait! I'm wearing glasses!

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:24 am

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:01 am Nice Ref Ball.

– J.D.

https://i.imgur.com/orDkXHd.jpg

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:13 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:01 am Nice Ref Ball.

– J.D.

I can't wait to see how the refs taint the Super Bowl.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:46 pm

Grammatron wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:13 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:01 am Nice Ref Ball.
I can't wait to see how the refs taint the Super Bowl.

Just so long as they do not make Princess James cry.

Too soon?

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 31, 2023 6:01 am

Though I miss the Silent Buffalo Fan.

Saving the best for last . . . the Funt:

when you freak out Courtney. . . .

– J. "Have You Ever Heard of This Musician Names 'Michael Jackson?'" D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:06 pm

Well I’ll take the Queefs

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jan 31, 2023 3:22 pm

Iggles.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 12:09 am

Earned by the mayor of Cincinnati for his trash talk.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 2:05 pm

https://www.npr.org/2023/02/01/11531711 ... retirement

Quarterback Tom Brady is retiring from the NFL — for real this time, he said in a video posted to social media on Wednesday morning.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:17 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:19 pm

Someone better than Terry Bradshaw who is not named Joe Montana.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 8:19 pm

Aaron Rodgers?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:25 am

Aaron has never lost a Super Bowl.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:56 am

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64492886

A player for the NFL's Philadelphia Eagles has been charged with kidnapping and rape less than two weeks before the team is due to play in the Super Bowl.

Joshua Sills, 25, an offensive guard for the team, was charged on Wednesday by prosecutors in Ohio.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:11 am

Wow. That may beat the infamous, "where is?" "Oh he is on a bender in Tijuana."

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 7:09 am

Seems it happened in 2019. The law sure took its time.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:04 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 12:56 am https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64492886

A player for the NFL's Philadelphia Eagles has been charged with kidnapping and rape less than two weeks before the team is due to play in the Super Bowl.

Joshua Sills, 25, an offensive guard for the team, was charged on Wednesday by prosecutors in Ohio.

Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost and Guernsey County Sheriff Jeffrey Paden said in a statement on Wednesday that the alleged incident was said to have occurred on 5 December 2019.

They added that the "crime was immediately reported" and that the local sheriff's office swiftly began conducting "a detailed investigation".

If it was reported immediately and the sheriff's office swiftly began investigating, why did it take over 3 years to charge him?

Mr Sills was a rookie for the team in 2022, and played in one regular game season this past year.

So not a regular starter.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 5:18 pm

Browns would not care, they will probably draft him.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 12:32 am

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Thu Feb 02, 2023 5:18 pm Browns would not care, they will probably draft him.

True. I just got a letter from them.

They said being weak, slow, and uncoordinated should not stand in the way of my professional debut.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 1:00 am

Can you float in a Las Vegas fountain pool on an inflatable swan while sucking on a bottle of champagne?

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 1:21 am

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Fri Feb 03, 2023 1:00 am Can you float in a Las Vegas fountain pool on an inflatable swan while sucking on a bottle of champagne?

I have the police reports to prove it.

Plus, a restrictive order from Penn & Teller.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 2:11 am

Is it autographed by them?

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Feb 08, 2023 8:51 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 11:46 pm
Grammatron wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 7:13 pm
Doctor X wrote: ↑Mon Jan 30, 2023 3:01 am Nice Ref Ball.
I can't wait to see how the refs taint the Super Bowl.
Just so long as they do not make Princess James cry.

Too soon?

– J.D.

Twit: https://twitter.com/mysportsupdate/status/1623407253486284801?s=46&t=-xHdT6Dme7CftYnrujgHWg

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Feb 09, 2023 2:16 pm

Queefs.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:29 pm

Email at work today was a lot of Superbowl Squares spam from colleagues who apparently had zero billable work to do.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Feb 12, 2023 6:15 am

I'll just take the dipshit bonus for the superbowl.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 12, 2023 7:45 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Sun Feb 12, 2023 6:15 am I'll just take the dipshit bonus for the superbowl.

I tremble in fear.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:48 am

:Waaaah: Super Bowl Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Anaxagoras	:woowoo:	:D
Radrick	Queefs	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Pyrrho	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Hotarubi	Queefs	:Waaaah:
izittrue	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Grammatron	Queefs	:Waaaah:
DJ	Queefs	:Waaaah:
Ben Trovado	:?	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:11 pm

Queefs

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Feb 12, 2023 8:13 pm

Queefs

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:02 am

Ref ball in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . .

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 2:41 am

面白い!

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:11 am

Make Up Ref Ball.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Feb 13, 2023 3:19 am

Suck on it, Philly.

Given an illegal TD, then had a TD taken away, you lose on a phantom holding call.

– J.D.