Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 10:21 am

shemp wrote: ↑Wed Sep 21, 2022 1:02 am
Pyrrho wrote: ↑Tue Sep 20, 2022 8:57 am The Washington Commodes

You're welcome.
Washington Cumeaters

Okay, Courtney may respect that.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 10:28 am

:Waaaah: Week 3 Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Anaxagoras	CourtneyFish	:Waaaah:
Radrick	Fudge Packers	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Fudge Packers	:Waaaah:
*Pyrrho the Profound	Cravens	:Waaaah:
*Enchantress	Fudge Packers	:Waaaah:
*Hotarubi	Fish	:Waaaah:
*izittrue	Brady’s Gay^†	:D
*Grammatron	Fish	:Waaaah:
*DJ	Fudge Packers	:Waaaah:
*shemp	Fish	:Waaaah:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif
† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

Tommy Palven · Post by **Tommy Palven** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:24 pm

Last week number one draft pick Trevor Lawrence demonstrated an ability to complete short passes to wide-open receivers. Period.

He does not seem to have the one-in-a-million capability to instantly see an open receiver and fire an accurate dart to him, like an Aaron Rogers, Peyton Manning, Patrick Mahomes, or Tom Brady, and this is something that cannot be taught.

If this be treason make the most of it!

Sir · Post by **Sir** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 12:31 pm

No pick.

DJ · Post by DJ » Sat Sep 24, 2022 4:28 pm

Fudge packers to lose.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Sep 24, 2022 8:27 pm

Tampas Gay

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:42 am

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:50 pm

:Waaaah:

I can't even blame izittrue.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:01 pm

New Rule

1. If You Listen to Radrick you get ALL of the points.
2. Wibble

– J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:04 pm

Fuckin' Fish! Knew I should've picked Brady's Gay again! I still think izittrue jinxed me somehow!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:07 pm

I am certain of it.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:25 pm

Thanks izzittrue!

– J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:26 pm

I'm not picking any home teams anymore.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:57 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sat Sep 24, 2022 10:28 am :Waaaah: Current Week 3 Pickies:

Loser Team Result

Anaxagoras CourtneyFish :Waaaah:

Radrick Fudge Packers :Waaaah:

His Humble MagNIfIcence Fudge Packers :Waaaah:

*Pyrrho the Profound Cravens :Waaaah:

*Enchantress Fudge Packers :Waaaah:

*Hotarubi Fish :Waaaah:

*izittrue Brady’s Gay^† :D

*Grammatron Fish :Waaaah:

*DJ Fudge Packers :Waaaah:

*shemp Fish :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

*I Haz Mulligans! https://i.imgur.com/lMTQuNv.gif
† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

:jaded:

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:05 am

izzy jinxed everybody except himself!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:56 am

shemp wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:05 am izzy jinxed everybody except himself!

https://64.media.tumblr.com/792ebe7193e ... 1_500.gifv

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:44 am

This is the week of upsets.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:20 pm

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:44 am This is the week of upsets.

Sorry to make you cry.

Relax.

J&D

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:24 pm

Crazy thing is it wasn't even good football just dumb.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:00 am

Grammatron wrote: ↑Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:24 pm Crazy thing is it wasn't even good football just dumb.

There hasn't been any good football since the days of Bronko Nagurski!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:23 am

:bricks: Week Three Standings:

4 Doctor X Dal (2), LAC (1), MP (1)

3 Radrick LAR (2), LAC (1)
3 Grammatron LAR (2), LAC (1)
3 Hotarubi Dal (2), Ten (1)
3 izittrue LAC (1), TB (2)

2 Anaxagoras Az (1), Ten (1)

1 shemp LAC (1)
1 Pyrrho LAC (1)
1 DJ NO (1)

:Mockering: Enchantress

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X, the Humble Yet MagNIfIcent, Say "The Hell with THAT!"

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:03 am

Fudgepackers to lose for Week 4.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:57 pm

Are you serious?

Do you know who is playing?

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:04 pm

Uh...imma change my pick to the Queefs.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 5:21 am

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:00 pm

Brett Farve's Woes :nope

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 12:06 pm

The Crows

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 1:17 pm

Queefs

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 4:16 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:44 pm

https://i.imgur.com/7td4ryM.gif

– J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Sep 29, 2022 8:02 pm

izzy is busy determining who he will jinx this week

DJ · Post by DJ » Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:21 pm

Cravens.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 4:17 pm

https://www.patriots.com/news/deutschla ... uarterback

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:01 pm

His first name is actually "Axel," and there is no way that cannot end in tragedy.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:18 pm

Meanwhile Various Shit Heads are trying to assign blame for Tua. The bottom line is he had a concussion. The bullshit explanation that his "back" was "loosened" which made his legs "weak" or "wobbly" is just that.

He was concussed.

But Julian Eddleman was not, of course.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 8:44 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Fri Sep 30, 2022 7:18 pm Meanwhile Various Shit Heads are trying to assign blame for Tua. The bottom line is he had a concussion. The bullshit explanation that his "back" was "loosened" which made his legs "weak" or "wobbly" is just that.

He was concussed.

But Julian Eddleman was not, of course.

– J.D.

Yes but have you considered the fact that they make more money when Tua plays? Won't somebody think of the children money.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:21 pm

Indeed. Though to take is seriously, some of said Talking Shit Heads opine that Tua is worried about losing his job to Bridgewater. So he had every incentive to return.

If he was not quite literally knocked unconscious for enough seconds for the television to notice last night, I am not sure he would not have returned.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:27 pm

I just do not understand why NFL takes chances like that. They are flirty with a death on the field and that would be catastrophic for the sport.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 9:47 pm

They do not actually care.

Their decades of covering up concussions rather proves that.

– J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:01 pm

We're not totally blameless either, we still watch it.