One in a Million?

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There are about 331 million people in the US.

If 331 people can read defenses in seconds and throw a football with the speed and accuracy that Joe Montana, Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, and Dan Marino could, that would mean about 331 people can do it. If only about 31 people can do it that would be one in ten million.

Someone said a while back that Trevor Lawrence has a perfect throwing motion and will become a superstar franchise quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars, up there with the best. Seems that all the sports writers parroted that, and Trevor seemed to believe it, too, reportedly asking to be consulted about the hiring of a new coach to replace the fired Urban Meyer.

Tomorrow in Washinton, DC we may start to get a better picture of whether Trevor is one in a million, one in ten million, or just a great college quarterback like Tim Tebow was.
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First.
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Britannia certainly rules those waves.

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They rise majestically so keep your foreign strokes to yourself.
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Ur Mom would not improve the picture.
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She only goes to the beach when the fleet is in.

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Yes, I heard she likes it when there's a lot of seamen down the port.
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Hotarubi wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:21 amFirst.
Have you been told that your posts are elegant, incisive, and fascinating?
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Hotarubi wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 11:33 amYes, I heard she likes it when there's a lot of seamen down the port.
She has certainly found copious in your port, yes.

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Doctor X wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 4:57 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Sun Sep 11, 2022 11:33 amYes, I heard she likes it when there's a lot of seamen down the port.
She has certainly found copious in your port, yes.

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Never took you for a . . .

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. . . straw man.

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The lady appears to have scoliosis...
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So far, the mantra is still "Trevor needs more protection," "Trevor needs better receivers."

No one says, "What if," (Horror of horrors.) What if the #1 draft pick is not going to become a top-flight quarterback?"

It's just too terrible a thought to even contemplate.
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Pyrrho wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:12 pm The lady appears to have scoliosis...
Like spaghetti, she was straight until she got wet.

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Doctor X wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 10:55 pm
Pyrrho wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:12 pm The lady appears to have scoliosis...
Like spaghetti, she was straight until she got wet.

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Doctor X wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2022 5:05 am

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Doctor X wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2022 12:43 pm

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Eighth.
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Doctor X wrote: Thu Sep 15, 2022 1:56 pm

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I'm doubling down in the Sorry to make you cry thread.
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There's no discussin' football in the building!

You want to discuss football with a man, you discuss it with him on Sunday in the Sorry to Make You Cry thread!

Any may who discusses football but does not do it in the Sorry to Make You Cry thread spends a night in the box!
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Tommy get out of line!

Boss Paul says you were unhappy havin' to discuss football in the Sorry to Make You Cry thread! That you was complainin!

Well, we're going to give you a chance to think about it!

Get off them clothes!
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You got a jug o' water, and two pots to piss 'n shit in.

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