Hurricane Ike or whatever

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Hurricane Ike or whatever

Post by ed »

I am sure that you are concerned about how this ... thing will effect moi.

I must remind you of the ARC of ED, viz.

https://i.imgur.com/JzGkXI1.jpg

Thank you for your concern.
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Well, considering in past post you claim to live 40 minutes or 40 miles, (can't remember which),
west of Tampa you may wish to be concerned and get to high ground,
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Your future, maybe?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/te ... ory=foryou
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West of Sarasota. Almost exactly 20 miles from the ocean at it's closest point.

85ft above sea level.
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Real future:



– J.D.
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ed wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2022 10:49 am I am sure that you are concerned about how this ... thing will effect moi.

I must remind you of the ARC of ED, viz.

https://i.imgur.com/JzGkXI1.jpg

Thank you for your concern.
My concern is that it might not hit you.
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@KnightfanNeal
Rest of the world: "This week, Floridians prepare for what could be a catastrophic hurricane."

Floridians preparing:
https://i.imgur.com/x48rbuR.png
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That and intense prayer will stop it dead in its tracks.
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Pyrrho wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:15 am
@KnightfanNeal
Rest of the world: "This week, Floridians prepare for what could be a catastrophic hurricane."

Floridians preparing:
https://i.imgur.com/x48rbuR.png
Love those Gay Pride cakes
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Anaxagoras wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 2:44 pm
Pyrrho wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:15 am
@KnightfanNeal
Rest of the world: "This week, Floridians prepare for what could be a catastrophic hurricane."

Floridians preparing:
https://i.imgur.com/x48rbuR.png
Love those Gay Pride cakes
Did they learn NOTHING from Katrina ?!

Gay pride will have the hurricanes homing in on them like Doc to a tentacle Hentai festival!


/end 700 Club
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Aw they'll just put it on a plane to Hyannisport.







what
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https://apnews.com/article/hurricanes-n ... 5e856240d8
“Right now we’re focusing on west central Florida area as the main area for impact,” hurricane specialist Andy Latto told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

With tropical storm-force winds extending 115 miles (185 kilometers) from Ian’s center, damage was expected across a wide area of Florida, regardless of where Ian makes landfall. The hurricane center expanded its storm surge warning to the peninsula’s Atlantic coast, and expanded its tropical storm warning from Boca Raton to Brunswick, Georgia — a distance of about 375 miles (603 kilometers).

Gil Gonzalez boarded his windows with plywood Tuesday and had sandbags ready to protect his Tampa home from flooding. He and his wife had stocked up on bottled water and packed flashlights, battery packs for their cellphones and a camp stove with a large propane burner as they got ready to evacuate.

“All the prized possessions, we’ve put them upstairs in a friend’s house and nearby, and we’ve got the car loaded,” Gonzalez said. He added: “I think we’re ready.”

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said an estimated 2.5 million people were under evacuation orders. He urged people to prepare for power outages, and to get out of its way.

“When you have five to 10 feet of storm surge, that is not something you want to be a part of,” DeSantis said Tuesday. “And Mother Nature is a very fearsome adversary.”
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Son of a bitch is now headed right for me.
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Good luck.
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ed wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:32 pm Son of a bitch is now headed right for me.
Why don't you hook up a free flight to Martha's Vineyard from your pal DeathSantis? I'm sure the natives would treat you well.
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ed wrote: Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:32 pm Son of a bitch is now headed right for me.
After you drown will you be cremated or are you going to take a chance on a Democrat maybe digging up your corpse and dragging it
back to his loveshack of satanic necrophilia?
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https://i.imgur.com/SVcbYpt.jpg

The walls are closing in.
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Be sure to place an axe in the attic and a can of red paint.
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https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/M ... 1358.shtml

000
WTNT64 KNHC 281358
TCUAT4

Hurricane Ian Tropical Cyclone Update
NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092022
1000 AM EDT Wed Sep 28 2022

...10 AM EDT IAN POSITION UPDATE...
...HURRICANE-FORCE WINDS NEARING THE COAST OF SOUTHWESTERN
FLORIDA...

Data from an Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunter aircraft indicate
that hurricane-force winds are approaching the coast of Florida near
Sanibel Island. The Southwest Regional Airport in Fort Myers
recently reported a wind gust of 62 mph (100 km/h).

SUMMARY OF 1000 AM EDT...1400 UTC...INFORMATION
----------------------------------------------
LOCATION...26.2N 82.7W
ABOUT 60 MI...95 KM W OF NAPLES FLORIDA
ABOUT 65 MI...105 KM SW OF PUNTA GORDA FLORIDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...155 MPH...250 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NNE OR 15 DEGREES AT 10 MPH...17 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...937 MB...27.67 INCHES

$$
Forecaster Beven
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Twit: https://twitter.com/EFisherWX/status/1575089159005302784
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Interactive storm surge simulator or something like that.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphi ... n#contents
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Its pretty but I don't get it.
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It shows that Lake Ed is about to...grow. :shock:
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Wet.
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Nothing a bit of Tannerite can't fix.
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Looking at the live radar, eye may go directly over Ed
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Try not to die
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The faint good news, it’s moving fast

Thursday it will be all over for ed
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Want to reword that?

Lost power
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They're reporting there are 42,000 workers ready to restore power.
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solely wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 5:29 pm They're reporting there are 42,000 workers ready to restore power.
https://i.imgur.com/7q0iDnY.jpg
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Looking like it might miss Ed for a direct hit, or at least the northeast quadrant will miss Ed
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But where it is hitting right now, it’s fucking disaster
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Biden won't talk to DeSantis


There ho the senate and house right there
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Sorry ed we have to give another $12 billion to Ukraine. We'll try to find some cots and tents to send.
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Massa most kind. Thankee
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ed wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:32 pm Biden won't talk to DeSantis


There ho the senate and house right there
Even in the face of certain and imminent death, ed is compelled to continue spreading lies and bullshit.

Biden speaks with DeSantis about Hurricane Ian
President Biden spoke with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on Tuesday evening, shortly after the governor said during a press conference that Biden had not yet called to discuss Hurricane Ian.

“President Biden spoke this evening with Governor DeSantis of Florida to discuss the steps the Federal government is taking to help Florida prepare for Hurricane Ian,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre wrote on Twitter. “The President and the Governor committed to continued close coordination.”
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The state that screams about federal intervention will soon be begging for assistance from the taxpayers of 49 other states.
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shemp wrote: Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:22 pm The state that screams about federal intervention will soon be begging for assistance from the taxpayers of 49 other states.
Partisan insanity.
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Looks like ed is getting seriously slammed right now

No storm surge, but the wind and rain ….


Fuck