pillory

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As a noun
Historic meaning, a wooden framework with holes for the head and hands, in which an offender was imprisoned and exposed to public abuse.

as a verb

1.
HISTORICAL
To put (someone) in a pillory.
2.
To attack or ridicule publicly.

So perfect

So inhumane

So expected

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Rather than show the (seemingly) drunk the door, let's put him on public display, locked in a forum call "pillory"

I would use a triple alliteration, but it's going to take some time to craft one

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Pillory is worth 2, nay 10, of you.

He is a fixture. An icon.

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And so are you

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Yo mama.