Tylenol causes Autism and ADHD

[Bruce]

And unlike Vaccines, this has enough evidence behind it to trigger a class action lawsuit.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.lawsui ... wsuit.html

My son has ADHD. If the payout is more than a couple of bucks after the lawyers eat the lion's share, I could use some compensation.

I know a shit ton of people with ADHD, but the thing is, the ratio of ADHD people has skyrocketed in the past 20 years, but Tylenol has been aroun for much longer.

Tylenol might have a link, but there's got to be something else. 🤔

Who's your accomplice, Tylenol?

[sparks]

Fluoridation Mandrake. :)

[Bruce]

Fluoridation Mandrake. :)

Good thinking. We need a full line-up of the usual suspects.

Chemtrails
Toxins
Vaccines
Gluten
Peanuts
The old lady down the road that might be a witch.
The nearest black guy.

Come to think of it, this is going to be a long line.

[Pyrrho]

Dihydrogen monoxide.

[Doctor X]

Ice cream.

Children's ice cream.

– J.D.

[Bruce]

Ice cream.

Children's ice cream.

– J.D.

Is it the ice cream that doctors and hospitals recommend the most?

[Anaxagoras]

When my wife was pregnant, Tylenol was the only OTC analgesic considered safe enough for pregnant women to take. This directly from her OB/Gyn. Now they're saying even that's not safe enough. In our case I think she only took it like once during her pregnancies despite being prone to headaches. She's always been very cautious, even if the doctor says it's OK.

So what do you give a pregnant woman who is in pain? Tell her to just grin and bear it? Kids these days grow up with a cornucopia of entertainment options from Netflix to iPhones to video games. Is it any wonder that so many of them have ADHD?

[Bruce]

Son's had a sore throat for few days. Last night, mom brought home a bottle of Tylenol brand cough syrup. When we saw it, we both shoutes, "Aaargh! Autism juice!!" :D

[asthmatic camel]

Don't waste your money, it doesn't fucking work anyway, as I've been saying to medics for years. (Paracetamol = Tylenol.)

[Bruce]

Well, it might not be good for pain, fever, or anything it was ever advertised to do, but it will destroy your liver, kill you, and give your children autism, and it's the most trusted brand prescribed by doctors and hospitals for over 100 years. :|

Not to mention internal bleeding, reproductive disorders, gastrointestinal disease, but its ok because trusting your doctor is more important than trusting medical research.

Despite what those conspiracy theorists tell you, wiki never lies. :wink:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracetamol

[ceptimus]

It's extremely toxic in cats, so there's that. Also proven to be a very effective snake poison.

Why the medical profession can't get together and agree on some simple harmless placebo to prescribe in place of the cheap-but-mostly-ineffective-and-with-some-harmful-side-effects shit they currently prescribe, I have never understood.

[Doctor X]

But totally give aspirin to children with fevers . . . there is no danger there . . . no . . . none . . . whatsoever . . . just like there is no Pre-Eclampsia or anencephaly. Just ask WeakPussy!

Totally safe!

Like putting a sack on the little shi tyke's head and allowing him to play in traffic.

– J.D.

[Pyrrho]

Ice cream.

Children's ice cream.

– J.D.

We all scream for it.