Official 2022 World Cup Thread

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Morocco eliminate Spain.

That's worth saying again.

MOROCCO ELIMINATE SPAIN.

Game goes to penalty shootout. Spain miss all their penalties. Almost as funny as Wales going out.
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Quarter Finals

9 Dec 2022

15:00 CROATIA V BRAZIL

19:00 NETHERLANDS V ARGENTINA

10 Dec 2022

15:00 MOROCCO(!) V PORTUGAL

Quarter-final, 19:00

IJUSTKNOWHARRYMAGUIREWILLFUCKUP V FRANCE

- 5hrs EST

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Charley's 'ad 'er.
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Croatia 1 - Brazil 1
Penalty shootout - Croatia 4 Brazil 3

Croatia advance to Semi Finals.
I wanted Croatia to win. If only to shut the sycophantic pundits and journalists who failed to pay attention to he FACT that Brazil were not as good as they were saying they were.


Oh, and:

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England 1 - France 1 73rd minute

On my 3rd colostomy bag.
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77 min

England 1 - France 2

Fuck
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Penalty!!!!!

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Dipshit missed.
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Bollocks.
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Semi Finals:

Greasy dirty cheating thug bastaArgentina v Croatia

France V Morocco(!!!!!!)

France's second goal came off the head of Harry Maguire.

I'll leave it at that.
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To be fair he is use to doing that.

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Greasy dirty cheating diving thug bastaArgentina 3 V Croatia 0

4 Reasons why Lionel Messi should be incinerated:


1/ https://i.ibb.co/26wPXy1/Screenshot-2022-12-14-121522.png
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Messi lived up to his billing. He's scary as hell when he gets near the box.

I had rooted for underdog Croatia yesterday and will root for underdog Morocco today.
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https://i.ibb.co/V20gX7L/Screenshot-2022-12-14-182716.png

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Speedster Mbappe is scary any time he has the ball, and Messi is scary as hell taking those little steps when he gets near the box, so tomorrow's match should be fun.

May the best team win.
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Swete Jesu, is it over yet?


If so, please send the Croatia Girl to America.

Thanks in advance.
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I'd just like to mention that this thread about "boring" soccer had more contributions than any one of ed's gun threads.


Thanks.
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Hotarubi wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 6:14 pm https://i.ibb.co/V20gX7L/Screenshot-2022-12-14-182716.png

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Gee, thanks, Mean Joe!!
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NHL Player Says If He Wanted To Support The Gays He'd Be Playing Soccer
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PHILADELPHIA, PA — NHL star Ivan Provorov declined to participate in the Philadelphia Flyers' Pride Night or wear a rainbow-colored jersey, saying if he wanted to support the gay agenda he would have played soccer instead of hockey.

"Listen, man, I got nothing against the gays," said Provorov to a crowd of outraged sports writers as the rest of his team pranced across the ice gracefully in their colorful outfits. "But I ain't wearing that thing. Let's leave all that gay stuff in soccer where it belongs. Also, I believe in God and stuff, and I don't want to disobey him, so there's that."

The sports world expressed unbridled outrage at the decision. "The lives of LGBTQ+ people are in danger unless everyone on earth affirms their sex lives by wearing the special uniform and saluting the special flag," said Sports Illustrated writer Gloop Schnixen (they/them) in an op-ed. "If Provorov refuses to show unquestioning fealty to our belief system, he is a fascist and must be punched until he complies."

Representatives for Major League Soccer confirmed that they celebrate Pride Night every night, and invited anyone who felt unwelcome in the NHL to attend one of their soccer games for free. So far, none have accepted the invite.

At publishing time, the NHL courted more controversy after several players refused to wear sparkly princess dresses on Trans-Awareness Night.

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Are you implying that bla African American players do not have balls?

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