I registered on JREF with a false name

Suddenly · Post by **Suddenly** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:03 pm

Doctor X wrote:
So you still have principals?

Not since high school.

Dipshit.

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:15 pm

Bollox...

Live your life...and fuck off people who upset you...

Simple...

DB

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 4:19 pm

So when is the guessing going to commence? I am curious because I can't think of a single poster at TOP whose writing style reminds me of Xoupers (Of course, now that I think of it, Xouper never said he ever actually POSTED anything)

P.S. What De_Bunk said.

xouper · Post by **xouper** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:32 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:So when is the guessing going to commence? I am curious because I can't think of a single poster at TOP whose writing style reminds me of Xoupers (Of course, now that I think of it, Xouper never said he ever actually POSTED anything)

Obviously I will neither confirm nor deny that my JREF sock puppet has posted anything on that forum. I wouldn't want to make it too easy for you. :)

Nor will I confirm or deny the exact number of JREF sock puppets I have. :twisted:

hammegk · Post by **hammegk** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:39 pm

Who would?

whitefork · Post by **whitefork** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:17 pm

I did.

En folkefiende · Post by **En folkefiende** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:33 pm

What was that old 1950's song... I can't remember, it went something like
"There he goes, he's ???'s clown"...

xouper · Post by **xouper** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:54 pm

jj wrote:What was that old 1950's song... I can't remember, it went something like
"There he goes, he's ???'s clown"...

Were you thinking of the Everly Brothers ?

En folkefiende · Post by **En folkefiende** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:31 pm

xouper wrote:
jj wrote:What was that old 1950's song... I can't remember, it went something like
"There he goes, he's ???'s clown"...
Were you thinking of the Everly Brothers ?

Hmm, but why in this thread?

Laura Bush · Post by **Laura Bush** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:11 am

De_Bunk wrote:Live your life...and fuck off people who upset you...

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/05/blaura.jpg

Like I told George: "Screw those binge-vomiting asshats that make up JREF. You pathetic, cringing invertebrate."

I said that because he keeps appealing to JREF to reactivate his account. And they just lead him on... send us a SASE, email this secret password, teach the bird to say "here kitty, kitty, kitty".

When I tell President Bush what a leader he was, for once, in getting suspended, well, then he starts slobbering how he'll never win their Language Award now. The driveling palsied sod... is it too late for that creep Santa to grant me a fucking divorce?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:33 am

Reads suspiciously like Hilary Clinton. . . .

--J.D.

Laura Bush · Post by **Laura Bush** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:48 am

Doctor X wrote:Reads suspiciously like Hilary Clinton. . . .

http://www.post-gazette.com/images3/200 ... PJ_450.jpg

It's a good thing my husband didn't hear you say that.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:49 am

Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.

xouper · Post by **xouper** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:57 am

Pyrrho wrote:Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.

That place just gets more draconian all the time. In effect they are punishing the majority of innocent people for the sake of what, keeping a handful of people from putting in false names after the fact? Sheesh.

Is there also a warning to new registrants that once you enter your name you will not be able to change it in the future? I'm sure that will go over big.

Or will you be allowed to change it if you beg properly to the appropriate authority?

Laura Bush · Post by **Laura Bush** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 4:22 am

xouper wrote:Or will you be allowed to change it if you beg properly to the appropriate authority?

http://www.internetweekly.org/images/la ... ong_il.jpg

Frankly, you'd be doing me a favor if you didn't reactivate my husband's account.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:09 am

Pyrrho wrote:Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.

Oh there's always a way to do it.

RCC · Post by **RCC** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:35 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now. Those fields have been removed from the user profile control panel, but still exist in the registration form.

Those of us with fake names have no chance to suddenly see the light, repent, and give our real names in the real spirit of Xmas.

:(

DrMatt · Post by **DrMatt** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:56 pm

heh, you almost tempted me to register as "Rose"

Laura Bush · Post by **Laura Bush** » Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:54 pm

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases ... 625-2b.jpg

JREF must not ignore the threat gathering against it. Facing clear evidence of peril, it cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a (heretofore) underutilized observance of the conditions under which the JREF allows Forum Members to actively use their resources.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:30 am

Oh, what do we matter, we are just the ungrateful 97% that drag down True Skepticism . . .

. . . and stuff.

--J.D.

En folkefiende · Post by **En folkefiende** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:16 am

Doctor X wrote:Oh, what do we matter, we are just the ungrateful 97% that drag down True Skepticism . . .

. . . and stuff.

--J.D.

Well, at least you recognize your place, eh?

Laura Bush · Post by **Laura Bush** » Wed Dec 28, 2005 5:04 am

Pyrrho wrote:Anyone who thought about changing their name in their user profile can't do it now.

http://www.usaid.gov/locations/asia_nea ... b-0505.jpg

Laura Bush · Post by **Laura Bush** » Thu Dec 29, 2005 3:44 am

http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/05/blaura.jpg

It's been more than two weeks since the JREF webmaster sent my drooling amoeba of a husband a letter saying this:

Thanks very much for sending me this SASE. If you'll send email to jeff@randi.org with the word queerasa2peckrdbillygoat* in it, I will reactivate your account.

Thanks for following through with this. I know it's inconvenient.

Like a nutrient solution for President Fuck-Nutty's terminal chance of being let back in JREF... of course, nothing happened when he emailed back. But that didn't stop George from leaving pecker tracks all over my new gingham kulats.

How am I supposed to tell President Bush that, although the wheel is spinning, the hamster looks dead?

* Not the real password, is it, Jeff?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed May 20, 2020 6:25 pm

The butthurt is strong in this one

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed May 20, 2020 7:31 pm

The only butt around here that's hurting is yours at the end of your shift as "towel boy" at the bathhouse.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed May 20, 2020 8:00 pm

I must have hit nerve with the Shemp puppet

And I don’t even know what it was

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed May 20, 2020 8:33 pm

There is a theory that there is only one user here (shemp) and that every other account is one of his socks.

Yes, even you. How sure are you?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed May 20, 2020 8:47 pm

There actually was a forum once that had just one person posting

For 10 years

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed May 20, 2020 9:08 pm

It seemed creepy as hell, but also kind of awesome

Turned out they were using the forum as a personal database and posting cross linked data and info just for themselves to be able to use

Which makes it was less strange

Until you find out every last entry and post was about the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed May 20, 2020 9:11 pm

Before Wikipedia I was part of a group doing a similar thing, a thing where we tried to use a forum as a linked database of everything, which included anything somebody would write

It has wiki like fast linking and was pretty cool

It probably still exists

(does quick check)

Yep

And it’s still going

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Wed May 20, 2020 9:15 pm

https://everything2.com/user/npecom/wri ... t+quenched.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed May 20, 2020 11:52 pm

gnome wrote: ↑Wed May 20, 2020 8:33 pm There is a theory that there is only one user here (shemp) and that every other account is one of his socks.

Yes, even you. How sure are you?

No, I have no more than 30 or 40 sock puppets.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Thu May 21, 2020 3:16 pm

https://everything2.com/title/Shemp+Howard

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu May 21, 2020 3:50 pm

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:02 pm

Laura Bush wrote: ↑Tue Dec 27, 2005 12:11 am
De_Bunk wrote:Live your life...and fuck off people who upset you...
http://english.pravda.ru/img/2005/05/blaura.jpg

Like I told George: "Screw those binge-vomiting asshats that make up JREF. You pathetic, cringing invertebrate."

I said that because he keeps appealing to JREF to reactivate his account. And they just lead him on... send us a SASE, email this secret password, teach the bird to say "here kitty, kitty, kitty".

When I tell President Bush what a leader he was, for once, in getting suspended, well, then he starts slobbering how he'll never win their Language Award now. The driveling palsied sod... is it too late for that creep Santa to grant me a fucking divorce?

I can tolerate a sock puppet if effort is used. The LB puppet started off with no pretense of bring a real person, but this version now is just pathetic.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:04 pm

De_Bunk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:19 pm Somehow i am reminded of a certain scene....

" There are 3 things you can do...

1. Kill Bob...!

2. Kill yourself...!

3. Kill everyone else in the whole world...!!!!

De_BlackAdder_Bunk

I miss De_Bunk

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Nov 15, 2021 8:53 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Thu May 21, 2020 3:50 pm

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 1:03 am

robinson wrote: ↑Mon Nov 15, 2021 3:04 pm
De_Bunk wrote: ↑Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:19 pm Somehow i am reminded of a certain scene....

" There are 3 things you can do...

1. Kill Bob...!

2. Kill yourself...!

3. Kill everyone else in the whole world...!!!!

De_BlackAdder_Bunk
I miss De_Bunk

Im still here.. :D

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 6:43 am

It's over man, game over

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Nov 16, 2021 7:19 am

– J.D.

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